knight errant of the bug men of st christopher @mauvecardigans - Tumblr Blog

#oh me #this. may replace my pinned post actually.

Trying to inflict psychic damage to a tumblr user is like trying to irradiate a cockroach, like it can be done, but the lethal dose is not safe for humans either

gomezaddamsofficial

Besides the point, but you could always try physical damage?

wizard-council-bureaucrat

You’re right Gomez, bring me the flail

#joke's on you we're into that shit

spitzonthefritz

this is going around twitter rn but im also super curious: please tell me your top four comfort movies that you’re always down to watch bc my friend thinks mine are ridiculous and now we’ve realised everyone’s version of “comfort” is hilariously different

#it kind of changes from time to time depending on mood #you've got mail and back to the future are never really out of the rotation tbh #but the other two at the moment might be sleepless in seattle and apollo 13 #honestly apollo 13 might be right there with ygm and bttf now i think about it #all it takes is a passing thought about the music and i'm down to watch it #shit. it's 1240 at night and i can hardly keep my eyes open and i'd be down to put it on. because i thought of the music.#okay don't yell at me i'm gonna list one more: jumpin' jack flash #okay now i'm done

ocmaker

It takes one minute to imagine the scene and 500 hours to write it

#y'all are managing it in 500 hours?

thelatecaptainpierce

Top 5 Piercintyre Episodes (as voted by mashblr) #2: Check-Up

#hey what if i climb the walls and chew on the drywall #mash

veryfastnighuncatchable

General Lamarque has been dead for 194 slutty, slutty years

#FUCK #les mis

aomitois

rb and tag your favorite song that's not in english, japanese or korean

#repenti (the song and the album)#(okay just the album. i can't pick a favorite song. i love the whole thing.)#(like les voisines is also fantastic. le lacrymal circus has been stuck in my head for like 16 years.)#(l'iris et la rose --#'cherche regard neuf sur les choses/cherche l'iris qui n'a pas vu la rose/#je veux brûler encore une fois/au brasier des premières fois' --#c'mon. every song is so good.)#(you're lucky i didn't do this for (song) repenti... which is only because you can only hear those lyrics for the first time once.)#*cough* anyway

lesbianboyfriend

it’s rotten work. to me if it’s me.

#ah yes. see? finally someone has articulated it

luntfontanne

damn. rare target W 🥺

#can't believe something from the target pride line finally speaks to me and it's NOW.#rude as hell. these rule

lestatdelioncuort

THE VAMPIRE LESTAT Live at the Beacon Theater (x)

#jesus christ #like i need to work but how can i while *he's* working.#iwtv #tvl #gif

a-delicate-touch

some of y'all are in denial that you have a fetish and it makes me sad fr

a-delicate-touch

if you:

can't cum unless x is involved in sex

get incredibly horny and aroused when x IS involved in sex

don't find interest in sex if x is not involved in some way shape or form

then congratulations, you have a fetish!! and there's absolutely nothing wrong with that! fetish isnt a bad or ugly thing, it's just something that's a part of your sexuality, and it's nothing to be ashamed of.

unless you're into that 😉

i-suggest-vore

Hey if you don't have a fetish but are on the lookout for one then I have a suggestion

a-delicate-touch

and what fetish would that be user i-suggest-vore

i-suggest-vore

Feet

manipulated-pieces

Why is it easier and more comfortable to sit in a position that actively damages my joints than it is to just sit with okay posture. Why does my body crave its own destruction

#literally.

peelingmandarins

the-vegan-muser

me when I see a cat if I’m being honest

#even in places where the cat is expected to be

hotvintagepoll

As a duck I am stuck with getting movies from the library so thank you for not putting Mifune on the mustache hotties poll because it will take forever to get his films from another county.

Also thank you for not including Errol Flynn (A Constant Disappointment IRL) and Clark Gable (Man Who Refuses To Bathe AND Brush His Teeth).

You have also delivered to me the knowledge of more beautiful mustaches which is *Priceless*. I will share my grapes with you *quack quack*.

-🦆

i actually didn't include either of them because i forgot lol. and idk if ducks can stream things but if so, Seven Samurai is available on Tubi!

anyway lets have some bonus mustaches

who is the hottest old movie mustache haver? (part 2)

Cantinflas

Cab Calloway

Soumitra Chatterjee

Edric Connor

Trevor Howard

Emilio Fernandez

Frank Morgan

Groucho Marx

Laurence Olivier

Fats Waller

Katharine Hepburn

Vincent Price

Voting ended onJun 4

hotvintagepoll

one more mustache poll because i have more guys

who is the hottest old mustache haver? (part 3)

Charlie Chaplin

Canada Lee

Basil Rathbone

Sunil Dutt

Lionel Jeffries

Carman Newsome

Laird Cregar

Harold Nicholas

John Gilbert

Laurence Criner

Nigel Bruce

Albert Finney

Voting ended onJun 4

this is an accidental tourney at this point. please reblog with propaganda for whichever mustache haver you would like to do dirty inexplicable things to.

razzlebathrobe

#razzle bathrobe.#polls

icantspellthings

Whenever people ask me "why don't you know xyz, it's so popular" well see it's because

icantspellthings

I literally live in south east asia

hollowedskin

Most countries cut the map like that because it's the easiest and most logical place to have a big vertical split! Everyone else agrees that the awkward and self centred way that Americans cut the map so that they sit in the middle is obnoxious as hell.