I'm so glad I don't live in the real world. @2glassesofchianti - Tumblr Blog

What monster covers a painted lady house in landlord white?!

I dont even want to imagine the horrors they did to the interior

Okay, so, I'm not sure what the complaint here is, personally - I am confident it could be improved with more varied whites, but I also quite like the look as is.

As such, I desire elaboration on the issue.

psych-is-the-name

this is the rest of the street

hiveswap

If you got enough money to live happily and comfortably for the rest of your life, but everyone who saw you immediately knew what fandom you are in and understood what that means, would you take it?

queenofnots

You can have 20 billion dollars but you have to drink this perfectly fine glass of water first, would you do it?

2glassesofchianti

the-big-mood

If you've seen “this is the end” you know what happens after the rapture.

kishotology

"BACKSTREETS BACK ALL RIGHT!!"

mothecho

They should invent a way to sit hunched over doing crafts that is Good for your body

2glassesofchianti

Or at least offer free weekly massages.

#my therapist can tell when im on a crochet binge #my arms and hands are knotted up #and my shoulders practically touch my ears

idsb

If you haven’t changed your url in years tell me why as someone in your same boat it’s for science

#this one is perfection already

I'm rewatching The Librarians, as one does, and Season 4 is just so disappointing. The whole Nicole Noone thing was such a bad storyline and it really dragged the show down. The bright spot was The Librarians and Some Dude Named Jeff.

#the librarians #rewatch

keikomivra

#depression barbie is a mood

of-fear-and-love

Stranger Than Fiction (2006)

youareagoodperson

thank you Canada 🇨🇦

the-gimmick-hospital

FUCK YEAH GO CANADA!!!

herecomesthegays

REBLOG TO LITERALLY SAVE A LIFE

marta-bee

OK, this is genuinely touching.

kiame-sama

Let's go, Canada!

el-ffej

jack-the-lion

I had heard about this, very glad it's true

yekkes

Dude this one customer was like MY SON HAS TO GET A JOB AND STOP MOOCHING OFF MY MONEY. And I was like “how old is he?” And she was like “17” and I was like. Holy shit you’re a freak! Lmao. Like teens can get jobs sure but he’s still a child you’re responsible for acting like he’s mooching off you when it’s YOUR responsibility to take care of him. What a fucking freak I hate capitalism lmao

yekkes

Imagine actually acting like this @ your child I can’t get over how evil this is

matronofthevoid

i hate to break it to a lot of people but uh….your Parental Duties do not stop once your child is old enough to legally find a job.

if you think the ‘legal’ cutoff age for you having to be a parent is 18 then i’m sorta thinking that maybe you shouldn’t have ever been parents to begin with lmao

being a parent is a lifetime commitment you don’t get to opt out of when your kid is legally declared an adult. you brought a human being into this world and now you have to be responsible and love and care for them until you motherfucking die. maybe not financially but definitely emotionally. holy shit.

itsme98z

Weird connection/tangent but people say this about adopting teenagers. “Why adopt a teen when they’re gonna leave in a few years anyways?” Like, do you understand how parenting works? That it’s lifelong??????

harvestspriteirl

My grandmother and grandfather on my father’s side were foster parents for teenagers my entire childhood. They had a revolving door over the years of kids who aged in and out of the home, rarely having any under 16. And I remember that she said, over and over, when anyone asked why she would want to care for “bratty teenagers who would age out of the system in just a few months to years”, that every child may not want a mom and dad, but every child deserves a pull out couch they can crash on when things go badly. Every child deserves a birthday and every child deserves a bed and every child deserves a warm plate on holidays and a shoulder to cry on and someone to call if they need advice. And just because they stop being children doesn’t mean they stop being HER children.

Which is why holidays at her house are so crowded even now, when grandpa is gone, when all her kids are grown and some of her grandkids have babies now, because every child has a plate and a seat and a present and a hug. Because they’re all her children.

kawaii-pigeon

I thought the whole point of having kids is to love a new human and guide them into being the most capable human they can be and then when they naturally get ready to lead their own life you support them through that.

I didnt think you’d need an age limit for that

2glassesofchianti

My son just turned 29 and I spent last week house and cat sitting while he was away. I cleaned his house, made some minor repairs, mowed and weeded his small lawn and cooked and froze some meals for him. He's been resisting my help for several years, thinking that because he's an adult he must do all the things. We finally came to an arrangement where he tells me what he needs done and that's what I do. He thinks it's too much I think it's not enough. But I don't want to smother him. He will never stop being my child, even though he's my fully capable adult son.

leveragecentral

Leverage: Redemption (2021-present) The Grand Complication Job (S03E05)

#leverage #leverage redemption #sophie devereaux #tara cole

incognitopolls

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#hell yeah #THE Parker

inthetags

Reblog and put in the tags the most heart wrenching piece of media you’ve ever consumed.

#mr god this is anna #i have a 30 year old tattered copy that i read every couple of years #and sob every time

morrithal

You seat a table of three for breakfast and the woman says hmm yes I will have a loaded waffle tower please and you say ma'am that's a children's item and she says so and you say okay fine and the man who brought a whole laptop in says ah, I will have what the lady is having and an orange soda and you say for breakfast and he says of course and then the guy who is clearly a criminal says what kind of bread do you use for your French toast and you say ... White and he says can I sub brioche and you say we don't have brioche and he sighs and says I'll get the rooty tooty... Whatever the cowboy omelette and the other two start razzing him about being a cowboy and when you come to check up on them the woman is playing airplane with the loaded waffle tower trying to get the criminal to eat it and they tip $200 and your watch has been replaced with a better watch

#leverage

queer-crusader

Look I don't wanna bitch but if your Tumblr fic takes longer to scroll past than the Do You Love The Colour Of The Sky post then it would be kinda appreciated if you put the majority of it under a Read More button

memingursa-deactivated20250625

I have some news for members of the united states armed forces who feel like they are pawns in a political game and their assignments being unnecessary.