I STILL want to fuck the mechs from Titanfall.

adult, any pronouns, very NSFW. follower discretion is advised.

[mech-thrwang-piston]

Let's go again

Used to be Mech-Thing-Piston, then Mech-Thang-Piston. Terminated for being transfem or for inciting political violence or some other cool thing you should also be doing. Into hard kinks, don't like it don't follow. Will tag stuff with #orientation-play or #noncon or whatever so you can filter them out.

[ivy-michaels]

They should let you regrow fingers. Imagine what it would do for sex.

[firebirdeternal]

"I have never seen a cat that showed affection/love for it's owner" is the pet ownership version of "I don't believe in Female Orgasms they don't exist, after all, my wife has never had one"

[valtsv]

in the increasingly conservative-leaning global sociopolitical climate that we live in it's important to remember that "subversive" does not automatically equal "good" or even "better" lest ye become what i like to call a Temporarily Embarrassed Contrarian

[mech-thrwang-piston]

I miss Fungalfaggot

[malottie]

girl who is so so scared all the time. girl who once passed as 'smart' but now finds it hard to think. girl who's always half lost because of memory issues and dissociation and trouble with inhabiting a physical space. girl who is a failure in a way that is neither interesting nor endearing.

[mintchipped]

rb to tell ur mutuals ur fond of them

[teethmeats]

Erm. Uhhhmmm (*´_ゝ｀) hi

[suddenlysprite]

Moving house tomorrow

[theoneofwhomisblue]

Be careful, I've heard they're heavy

[eggshellsareneat]

Not mine, mine is a

[mech-thrwang-piston]

You know she Australian because her bush is fire

[gokusclit]

I hate how a woman having body hair is immediately seen as this like political statement or that she’s gnc or whatever like girl wtf it’s just the natural state of her being

[princess-rosiebird]

❗️IMPORTANT ❗️

[fictionalauthorityii]

[plaidos]

there should be an emoji that’s a person with their hands behind their back silently observing a situation

[gondorrevealparty]

being a Bandit is pretty great. Just got a new place with a couple friends, in Doghammer Cave (long history of hammering dogs there). It's pretty nice for the area! Zero bedrooms zero bathrooms, but it's got a falling spikeball trap in the entrance and a couple big linear multipurpose rooms full of barrels. I put a couple gold coins in each barrel. Really makes it feel like home.

Our leader is Klade Doghammer (long history of hammering dogs). He's the only one of us with a name. He likes to sit in the last room (our house has a last room because it's linear) at a desk with a half-finished page of notebook about how he'll get revenge on the town someday. My best friend Female Archer Bandit said the people in the town don't even consider us human. She says if you stay a bandit long enough they kill you for money. Sometimes when she and I are alone on watch late at night I get a funny feeling in my bandit parts. I think I just heard the falling spikeball trap go off. We didn't invite anyone over today but I hope it's someone friendly. Being a bandit is pretty great.

[ourladyofintersectinglines]

"haha yeah man i love to wearing my creepy pipes!"

[puppy-pees-a-lot]

the dick sucking cuddler would like to rest its head on your tummy with no ulterior motive whatsoever