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salt.

[evilgirls]

i’ve literally never been more obsessed with a tiktok comment

[aibidil]

One time I saw this New Yorker cartoon with a piece of penne pasta answering the phone and saying, “Fusilli, you crazy bastard! How are you?” and now I cannot cook fusilli without thinking you crazy bastard

[aibidil]

[depressivenihilistpacman-deacti]

im in a dd/dd relationship and we just fucking whip our bed with our belts every night before passing out 

[b3au]

[max-imusprime]

Back on Tumblr for the first time in almost a year and a half and I gotta say I’m overwhelmed

[jakemorph]

[alejandr-oh]

[alycyn]

trying to flirt like

[aconstantstateofbladerunner]

[albertnatural]

[albertnatural]

if someone said this on one of my post i dont know what id do

[wrathionsssssssss-deactivated20]

a champ

[hamerla]

I can’t believe they’re gonna die in 26 days :’(

[memeuplift]

[fakehistory]

Pearl Harbour, December 7th 1941

[chewedcorn]

Had about a thousand of these made, I put them on every paper dispenser I come across

[celestial-snail]

Why

[accounting-wunderkind]

This is the kind of villainy I wanna committ

[bunkey]

whenever youre having sex theres a couple guys inside your balls furiously shoveling coal into a furnace

[blue--folder]

Dog and sausage, me, Acrylic on canvas, 2020

[breechingbaby]

Spiritual imagery

[hazzardcountysheriffsoffice]

[cowboy]

[chick-with-wifi]

I have found my calling and it is to create niche memes about The Princess Bride (1987, dir. Rob Reiner)

EDIT: part 2 can now be found here