my "Pitt" headcanons, because i need somewhere to put them
Trinity has been in a bunch of relationships but Yolanda has been the permanent perpetrator of lesbian situationship hell for her entire life, and literally does not know how to do commitment (Trinity fixes her though dw)
followup: it doesnt look like it to everyone around them but Trinity fr walks Yolanda like a dog, loyal and entirely focused on her okay Yolanda is WHIPPED (Trinity is still the bottom though that girl couldnt dom her way out of a paper bag)
Emery Walsh is a menace to the sapphics of pittsburgh. every lesbian in the city has a story about her or knows someone who does. theres a section all about her in the lesbian masterdoc
Parker retwists her own locs, but when she starts dating Samira and Mel they learn how to do it for her (my fic "taking care of you has never been easier" on ao3)
Mateo, Donnie, Ahmad, and Langdon have a groupchat where they talk and argue about sports and their fantasy leagues. Donnie and Ahmad get HEATED over who the real goat is, Jordan or LeBron
Samira had a massive crush on Al-Hashimi when they worked together at the VA (Samira was the entire reason Baran took the job at PTMC)
Ogilvie once referred to Derry as Londonderry and McKay had to be physically restrained
Garcia, Walsh, and Ellis have all hooked up with each other at some point. Walsh nearly hooked up with Al-Hashimi but wasnt able to seal the deal and is still really bitter about it
Trinity takes carabiner code very seriously
Joy had a very severe goth phase in high school and undergrad. she doesnt go all out w her wardrobe anymore but is still visibly goth (i am currently writing a jemma fic ab this)
Samira is the only person from work to have met Becca more than once, and the two of them are REALLY big Star Trek fans and marathon it together often when Mel needs a night to herself
Perlah and Princess have a detective style connection board complete with different colored string to make sense of all the tea and beef between their coworkers
Trinity was shocked to learn that Mel's fav artist is Megan Thee Stallion, but now they talk every time she releases new music and listen to it together
Emma did not know she was gay before she started working at the Pitt, but then she met Dana, Parker, and Joy all in the span of a few hours and her world genuinely went topsy turvy
Al-Hashimi's ex-wife came to drop off their son at the Pitt one day at the end of a shift, made direct eye-contact with Walsh who was heading in and realized "omfg i hooked up with her" (the workplace tea was PIPING hot after that)