[adeles]

Baby Moana + her friend (▰˘◡˘▰)

[crrocs]

how am i supposed to make creative funny text posts when nothing happens in my life at all

[applethefruit]

you just use a story from sims and pretend it really happened to you

[c8says]

one time i was swimming but the pool ladders disappeared so i couldn’t get out of the pool and i swam for 10 hours then died

[thebootydiaries]

classic

[visvya]

[salticid]

a girl talk to me

[moaccyrk]

This is the best post I ever seen on tumblr.

[rosesandstudying]

I am literally in love with the fact I get to see how my little cousins interact even with a language barrier. On my mom’s side, I have a 3 year old little cousin who only speaks French, and on my dad’s side I have a 2 year old cousin who only speaks Spanish. When they play together it is so funny to see them blabber on and on to each other until one of them hears a word that sounds familiar and then they just repeat that word and nod like they’re totally connecting. Like today the one that speaks Spanish said “Venga a poner los pantalones en la muneca!” and the other heard “pantalones” and was just like “Oui, pantalon!” They’re best friends and it’s the cutest and funniest thing I’ve ever seen.

[nonamenonewhatsoever]

[shortvideosandstuff]

[chrissongzzz]

Guys this is Really Really Important….

Keep your Stick in your Pants….

Not all that Glitters is Gold….

[igotthemusic]

They exist in Haiti. Thats how my great great great grandfather died.

[11-11-1992]

Wait hold on someone explain this to me I’m so lost lol

[smilephia]

The belief is Haiti is that certain women can live under water and will lived there for years… These women are extremely beautiful and men being men can’t stay away from a good looking women are seduce and then dragged under water and are never to be seen again… My great grandmother was one of these women… One day her mother sent her to go get water from the river and she never came back 10 years later they see her come up the road in all white with beautiful jewelry all around her body sing up a storm.. When her family asked her where she was she told them she was under water… thats the story my grandma always use to tell me growing up

[smilephia]

11-11-1992

[boihedonist-deactivated20171216]

Wow

[sharea]

Sounds like daughters of Yoruba goddess

[lonewolfchick420]

I love African and African Diasporan mythology.

[thepinkcornmoon-deactivated2018]

we call them “river mumma” in Jamaica

[black-stoners]

I NEED MORE MYTHOLOGY INVOLVING BLACK CULTURES IN THE DIASPORA.

[everythingwealwayswere]

We call the “mammi water” in Nigeria

[ruinedchildhood]

[niknak79]

[odysseusyes]

even with those four numbers there are countless possible combinations good luck with figuring out which one is the right one you punk

[eatsleepcrap]

*straightens calculator*

It’s pretty likely that it’s a four digit number, and as there are four digits chosen there, that means that there cannot be any repetition. This mean that there are:

n!/(n-4)! possible orders. As ‘n’ is 4 (number of digits available). 4!/0! which becomes 4x3x2x1/1 which simplifies to 24. That means that there are 24 possible combinations of codes. This would take you about two or three minutes to input all possible codes.

[crashingsunlight]

Unless an alarm goes off if you don’t get it right in 3 tries

[eatsleepcrap]

*straightens calculator again*

Kick the fucking door in

[the-brave-little-blogger]

well ‘technically’ the code is most likley 1970. statistically, a majority of people, when told to choose a 4 digit code will choose their birth year. and this key pad is obviously a few years old to put it nicely, thats most likley it. 

[everyonesfavoriteging-blog]

some sherlock holmes shit just went down over here

[the-neon-pineapple]

No, no, no. Don’t base your deductions of psychology. Let’s talk chemistry. When you first press a button, there’s more of the natural oils on your skin, and therefore it wears down the numbers on the keys faster. Obviously 0 is the first one, then. Try 0791 first.

Sherlock out.

[perks-of-being-chinese]

woah.

[panicrobot]

it got better

[twistedthicket1-deactivated2022]

and this is why the sherlock fandom could either rule the world or end it….

[ofthefantastic]

Close, but not quite, I think. People will almost always choose a number they can remember. What’s memorable about 0791? Try 0719 - a birthday, 19th of July. That is more likely.

[venatrix26]

Those deductions are great and all, but unnecessary.

The light is green.

The door is already open.

[party-gilmore]

And that’s why we have a John Watson.

[lotrlocked]

This is “top 10 favorite posts” level.

[moriartyfortheevening]

Omg, it’s actually on my dash! This post is like a fossil!

[nsfwcobaltsnow]

[slavetomyheadcanon]

Just in case you needed a reminder of how big wolves actually are… because sometimes when there’s no context for size, I tend to think of them as a lot smaller than they really are.

[lionloveshisbear-deactivated202]

Adorable

[joons]

[hashtagloveloses]

Helga’s thirst was so fucking real.

wait but isn’t this basically leslie knope

[nxtome]

[greatfullyrecovering]

[thepeoplesrecord]

[randomness-is-epic]

[theandromedastrain]

Why the fuck hasn’t anyone ever wonder this about Mr.Krabs & Pearl?

[4gifs]

[dampsandwich-deactivated2016122]

sooooooooo….about that money i was gonna borrow…hey where are you going