hick (kosher remix)

due to the price of ammo I don't fire warning shots. I post about fishing and wanting to fuck analog physical media. unlikely to repost political content- please understand that this is a space I maintain for my own enjoyment and relaxation. he/him slouchingbeast/lockwoodshitposting

[lemonlimebitcoin]

FUCK YOU BALTIMORE!

[maxbodyspray]

OP I hope you don't mind I was inspired to create my own for the western MD panhandle

[transmascreplica]

I have to get my pussy up... as well as my Money.

[deadelated]

the gay thoughts are back

[mosasadogs]

saw you laying on our couch on your stomach kicking your feet cutely before posting this

[deadelated]

I was literally sitting like this with my guns

[fangs-4-fags]

my favorite thing about crocodiles is yeah they're fantastic swimmers and yeah they can run pretty fast and yeah the smaller ones can even climb trees but also. they don't wanna do any of that shit. they just go no, no thanks. that's not for me. i think i'll just wait for someone to mistake me for a log and get too close. and then i'll eat them. many reptiles love this strategy but none pull it off like the humble croc

[thyfl3shconsumed]

Femdom is so awesome

[thyfl3shconsumed]

Similar vibes

[beemovieerotica]

was at a bar and a 50+ year old drunk white woman complimented me and my friend's outfits, told us there was a campsite up in northern maryland where a lot of gay bears go to have sex in the woods. we asked her how she knew about this and she very aggressively said "because i'm a FAG HAG!!! but i'm not allowed to say that anymore I GUESS!!!"

[xanaxfarts]

[mcafan12345-deactivated20250317]

[dispassionedgrace]

i’m contributing to the queer rabbinic crisis on behalf of the crisis

[loveridden1999]

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

[maxbodyspray]

My job on arrakis is to do a little toot

[segamascott]

[assaultmystic]

a quirk of sexting while british is switching from arse to ass. i would never fuck someone in the arse. its impolite.

[evilneo]

[angelicguy]

i bet girls hated it in 1902 cuz you would constantly go on dates w guys who are working on an invention to present at the world fair

[captain-price-returns]

Americans need to begin delving into Hebrew language posts. They will be astonished, to say the least.

[vhsvaporwave]

L E A N Y   M A G I C I A N

[coughloop]

if this happened to me id freak out but he plays it so cool

[galacticsabc]

Go! Rocky, Go!