#NarcolepticDragQueen

I'm Hillary and I like drag queens I'm not max but I wish I was

[maxcollective]

i want laganja to win so you think you can dance

[dorindameddler]

Pictures of white people crying after Romney lost were funny because you knew nothing bad was actually going to happen to those people but pictures of women and people of color crying after this election are devastating because we’re actually afraid we’re going to die

[aaliyahbreaux]

what your sign says about the way you look

Aries - very ugly

Taurus - hideous

Gemini - difficult to look at

Cancer - hard on the eyes

Leo - grotesque

Virgo - absolutely gorgeous, flawless skin, glorious hair and a smile that radiates love and joy

Libra - appalling

Scorpio - an assault to the eyes

Sagittarius - thin hair, weak chin, bad skin, dull eyes

Capricorn - morbidly hideous

Aquarius - beastlike

Pisces - decent on a good day

[jillbilltookachillpill]

I have a feeling this was written by a Virgo

[angelicbreadroll]

im screaming bc this is such a virgo thing to do, be conceded. 

[bestrunescapememesbruh]

[all-the-same-mistakess]

[lohanthony-deactivated20210629]

this makes me cry

[aduhm-deactivated20150428]

the TRUE gay icon

[zooeydeschannoying-blog]

i want to see him and lohanthony fight to the death

[fagsindubai-deactivated20170815]

honestly it’s kind of offensive to assume he’s gay

[aduhm-deactivated20150428]

[tallmage-deactivated20171006]

I’m sorry to whoever his parents are but he’s my child now

[botherfigure]

[bidoctor]

#I’m jerry and my friends are chris

[poeticamusing]

It’s not always about sex, sometimes the best type of intimacy is where you just lay back, laugh together at the stupidest things, hold each other, and enjoy each others’ company.

(via smackinass)

[classydude]

[maxcollective]

someone: plays the "bees?" card

literally everyone in the game: BEES?

[chonce]

pap: are you guys breaking up? one direction?

liam: no

me:

[t4yce]

x

[cesaray]

i can’t believe i’ve been on this website long enough to witness jennifer lawrence’s rise and fall

[katesmess-deactivated20140831]

[thetransitionfromjealoustoblow]

me talking to a film major

me: hey

them: *talks about pulp fiction or whatever*

me: i love high school musical 2