Bitchin

I never look back, darling, it distracts from the now.

[sixpenceee]

This photo of Will Smith bungee jumping looks like Uncle Phil.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

this seems obvious but there are a lot of blogs that are just 1) uber nsfw pictures of hot men alongside 2) cute dog pics. idk what to call this niche

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

someone come up with a pun

[angrylampshade]

cock or spaniel

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

THERE IT IS

[diesetdown]

I have to laugh

[benedictsvestcollection]

Well done @staff. 

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

[weedbrownie-deactivated20211009]

[son-yona]

[angelbabyspice]

[lucidaquarian]

[thebigblackwolfe]

[sauvamente]

[nyokoko]

[askjaelyn]

[teknon-deactivated20190112]

[merak-zoran]

[gun-to-ya-head]

[gang0fwolves-deactivated2018120]

[bitcheslovepearls]

[munchabuncha-deactivated2020061]

[teeny-tiny-baby-coffins]

[toastbutteregg]

[maxdotcom]

[mcavoy]

[tastefullyoffensive]

Best names possible. (via theblessedone)

[terrible-lifeadvice]

[weevilhell]

This is so sad Alexa play

[djsubatomic]

Visit Original Link

Inspired @connorsquarter ‘s post

[ziraseal]

I feel like I’m playing the most suspenseful moment of a Bioshock game and this is the audio recording I’ve found in the bottom of a trash can

[meme-theft]

[vvitchella]

… No one’s gonna say anything about this legendary camerawork?

[gne-frog-deactivated20190204]

I didn’t know Draco Malfoy worked for UPS

[alexander]

They still gonna not ring the doorbell and say “no one was there to sign”

[maxdotcom]

Okay but FedEx definitely won

[bandtshirt]

do y’all remember before direct messages tumblr had a dumbass ask limit of 10 per hour and communication was impossible until they introduced dumbass fan mail and we were basically sending telegraphs back in forth trying to communicate those were…dark times

[spelledslots]

Do y'all remember when they finally gave us direct messages and instead of doing it normally, they gave it to a few people at a time and we had to infect each other with it like a virus

[catchymemes]

[arsoniick-moved-deactivated2022]

we got a new microwave and i dont know how it works but i wanna see if itll say “CHILD” again if i press buttons enough

[arsoniick-moved-deactivated2022]

have you guys never pressed the start button on your microwave 10 times until the ominous blue text calls you a CHILD?

[arsoniick-moved-deactivated2022]

unfollow if you’ve never been assigned child by microwave

[humunanunga]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[kingofsnape]

[evansbuck]

[pottergerms]

consistency is very important

[marvelxs-universe]

i didn’t need this on my mind

[fuckyeah2000s]

[theshitneyspears]

……interesting