Welcome To My Maelshitstrom

Instead of s h i t p o s t i n g on my main blog (workedtothebone94), I've decided to make this blog for my personal life and shitposting. :D Don't be afraid to ask me anything (what have i done)!

[opulentneptune]

So I made an alignment chart of you and your youtube buddies…

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@pikaiscool lel

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I AM HERE TO SPREAD MY WISDOM

I may constantly break new, constructive habits, lose important objects such as wallets and keys, make issues worse when I try to help others, and be a general fuck-up, but AT LEAST I can spread my wisdom with the world. So here we go: 1) If it is rainy outside, bus seats will probably be wet, especially if they are fabric. 2) If you try to take your jacket off before sitting down, the bus driver may drive forward. 3) Inertia is a thing that affects stuff, like standing people. :DDD

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I am the master of wanting to do things, starting them, and then not doing them.

I need to fix that :/

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The cause of racism is often fear of the unknown - lack of knowledge about other cultures. Travel, explore and learn - open your mind.

[nguyenthimichelle]

I will ALWAYS, ALWAYS, reblog this every time it comes up on my blog. This is the BEST statement, I’ve ever seen. 

[silvermoon424]

I really love this. So many are dead-set on the view that people cannot better themselves but that simply isn’t true. Everybody deserves a second chance and everybody has the ability to better themselves. 

[polyglotplatypus]

It’s like watching a car repeatedly drive straight into a wall. It’s unexplainable, it looks like it hurts a lot, but ultimately it ends up being darkly, ironically funny.

[vulture-jack]

From my personal experience being an American on tumblr is like being the person in the BACK of the car praying that the person driving will STOP ramming into the wall. A lot of us know this shit is stupid and we’re looking out the window like “LOOK THOSE OTHER CARS ARE DRIVING DOWN THE ROAD LETS BE LIKE THEM” But the driver is like “FUCK YOU! BUILT FORD TOUGH! USA USA USA DONT LIKE IT, GET OUT!” but the doors are locked and the car is now smoking and threatening to catch fire.

[the-gneech]

Reblogging for the followup comment! ‘cos that’s exactly what it’s like.

[growlift-deactivated20161002]

Literally ^

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Someone could use this:

I'm REALLY bad with people asking if I actually like them if I do so I typed up two messages to use when they ask that if you're like me: 1: "So do you like bread? I like bread. Bread is a wonderful thing I make some great garlic bread would you like to try some one day I also make sandwiches out of them with chicken and cheese or ham if you don't like chicken but they turn out really well." 2: "Why did you ask that I thought we were talking about bread" You're welcome.

[rafacopter94]

ZARYA BEHIND YOU

[otohimeheart]

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@pikaiscool LMAO

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when someone do a draw for u

[animeartist88]

YAAAAAAAAAAAAS

[golzy-deactivated20200713]

SAME

[staxurst]

Defiantly! <3

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[shadowdarkleonidascrusade]

I FUCKING PISSED MYSELF

[keenblade9]

Something this dumb shouldn’t be so hilarious.

[askdemotivatedmod]

I giggled for a good half hour straight upon seeing this.

[overthelakepancake-deactivated2]

send help, I can’t breath X,D

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REBLOG EVERY TIME

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Bathroom is too hightech/classy for me, fuck. by Matt Post

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my favorite thing to say as a reaction to stuff is “dear lord” i say it at least 10 times a day

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mine is “oh jeez” . everyone reblog with your variation

[bitchsasuka]

Mine is “what the fuck”

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Mine is oy vey

[japanesemyth]

Christ

[zosterops-montanus]

“hm!” or “ah, noodles”

[aristocratic-android]

oh dear!!

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There are two types of people in this world. "Oh deary me, jeez! Ah, rubbish!" "FUCK MY ASS, FUCKIN' SWIMSHITS."

[pikaiscool]

I felt this was neccessairy 

[sayaelni]

The Meme Team! A group of Overwatch Youtubers who often play together and who I really enjoy watching! They are hilarious and I look forward to every new video they do. Maybe one day I meet them ingame butts get kicked! Enjoy!!

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This is perfect in ways that the word "perfect" can't reach.

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IT'S ALMOST DONE AND IT'S NOT A SHITSTORM WOOOOOOO

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reblog if robots are hot

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I ALSO HAVE A PRACTICAL TODAY ALONG WITH THIS PAPER DUE TOMORROW AEEHHHAHAHHHHHHH ;-;-;

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NYEH HEH HEH