The Mythology of Harvey

Phn'glui my ass

[swagintherain]

Nielsen report shows that water is wet

[fluffgawd]

Pls teach your son how to apologize.

[sadburgerboogie]

If you forgot, the 3 parts to an apology are

1. Saying sorry for the initial hurt you’ve committed.

2. Explaining how you’ve understood how you hurt them.

3. Promising them that you won’t do it again.

[cutiesncantrips]

4. Keep the fucking promise.

[hdzdana-deactivated20250714]

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[feministfront]

5. Not twisting it around like “I’m sorry you were upset because” or “I’m sorry you got mad because” because that just puts blame on the person who was hurt. It’s “I’m sorry I upset you” and “I’m sorry I made you mad,” not any other way.

[demilypyro]

“Toblerone’s stocks rose because of Jaden Smith’s anime” is a real sentence you can say

[sixpenceee]

28 year old Jenny Joseph modeling for Columbia Pictures’ logo.

[resistdrumpf]

he is the absolute fucking worst. 

[wetwareproblem]

In addition to the “turning a major disaster assessment conference into a commerical” thing… remember when Obama was “damaging the dignity of the office” by wearing a tan suit? Yet this fuck wears a fucking ballcap to what should be the single most solemn moment of his so-called Presidency thus far and nobody says a fucking thing?

[paleyparksoul]

He is old enough to remember the convention that a man didn’t wear a hat inside, either.

[stimman3000]

https://instagram.com/p/BYVXTC1BKM-/

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[nessiessnailies]

Susshhiii 🍣🍤

[cecaeliawitch]

I firmly believe that unless the couple has discussed and agreed to marriage ahead of time, nobody has any business making a surprise public proposal.

[cisnowflake]

Okay except some people want a surprise public proposal. 

[boreragnarok]

Girl my husband took me to Spain and gave me a kinder egg on the beach, the ring was inside the capsule (Lord knows how he did that) if any feminist tried to take that away from me I may cut a bitch. Best surprise of my life.

[cecaeliawitch]

I wish people were capable of analyzing larger social trends and figuring that a significant number of women end up getting pressured into engagements or marriages they don’t want bc the audience that comes along with a public proposal will think she’s a bitch if she says no - instead of thinking “i liked it when it happened to me, therefore it could never turn out badly for anyone, not ever!!!!”

[rifa]

I think what people are misunderstanding here is that agreeing to marriage ahead of time doesn’t need to be like, asking permission to propose? I surprised my now spouse with a proposal in Disneyland but before that we had several conversations about the future of our relationship, future plans for our retirements and how we’d have to get married eventually for immigration purposes. I didn’t go to her and say “so would you say yeah if I proposed?” or hash out deets ahead of time, but we had enough of a mutual understanding and communicated desire to get married that, although it was a surprise for when and how I proposed, it wasn’t out of left field at all.

This is exactly like conversations about consent, people get up in arms thinking that it means you have to have contracts and serious sit down conversations before doing anything when its REALLY EASY to simply COMMUNICATE with your partner so things like this are done properly, yeesh

[thorvaenn]

“proposal can be a surprise, engagement shouldn’t be“ - saw that somewhere, thought it was the most accurate

[lizbertmegafig]

op is a transmisogynist unfortunately

[cutestprincess]

I propose that op not be rude to trans gals

[cecaeliawitch]

I firmly believe that unless the couple has discussed and agreed to marriage ahead of time, nobody has any business making a surprise public proposal.

[cisnowflake]

Okay except some people want a surprise public proposal. 

[boreragnarok]

Girl my husband took me to Spain and gave me a kinder egg on the beach, the ring was inside the capsule (Lord knows how he did that) if any feminist tried to take that away from me I may cut a bitch. Best surprise of my life.

[cecaeliawitch]

I wish people were capable of analyzing larger social trends and figuring that a significant number of women end up getting pressured into engagements or marriages they don’t want bc the audience that comes along with a public proposal will think she’s a bitch if she says no - instead of thinking “i liked it when it happened to me, therefore it could never turn out badly for anyone, not ever!!!!”

[rifa]

I think what people are misunderstanding here is that agreeing to marriage ahead of time doesn’t need to be like, asking permission to propose? I surprised my now spouse with a proposal in Disneyland but before that we had several conversations about the future of our relationship, future plans for our retirements and how we’d have to get married eventually for immigration purposes. I didn’t go to her and say “so would you say yeah if I proposed?” or hash out deets ahead of time, but we had enough of a mutual understanding and communicated desire to get married that, although it was a surprise for when and how I proposed, it wasn’t out of left field at all.

This is exactly like conversations about consent, people get up in arms thinking that it means you have to have contracts and serious sit down conversations before doing anything when its REALLY EASY to simply COMMUNICATE with your partner so things like this are done properly, yeesh

[thorvaenn]

“proposal can be a surprise, engagement shouldn’t be“ - saw that somewhere, thought it was the most accurate

[vethox]

I’m constantly torn between “if it’s meant to be, it will be” and “if you want it, go and get it.”

[i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed-deacti]

“if it’s meant to be, it will be” - friendships, relationships, people in general coming into your life, dealing with rejection

“if you want it, go get it” - your goals, aspirations, work and work ethic, changing your life (diet, exercise, hobbies, political views, opinions)

[cwote]

^this seemed important

[fuks]

[cuntanadien]

Is she ok?

[zamosvelour-blog]

yeah but she died 

[relentless-soul]

[ajtheslayer]

What kind of American fuckery is this?!?!?

[arctic-hands]

I’m pretty sure this violates about five different gun safety rules and about a hundred common sense rules.

So yes, it’s American

[skypig357]

No. All gun safety rules were followed

[triggeredmedia]

This is the best kinda safely done american fuckery.

[therevenantrising-deactivated20]

Treat all gun as if they are loaded.  Check.

Never point a gun at anything you are not willing to destroy.  Check.

Finger off the trigger until you are ready to fire.  Check.

Be aware of your target and what is beyond it.  Check.

We’re good here.

[blacktexassmuscle]

[russalex]

Pretty ridiculous isn’t it.

[gastropods]

Eating slime mold by MaximumMoustache

[commander-ledi]

im laughing because whoever filmed this obviously filmed it to see the slime mold move and then this slug comes and ruins everything

[yugirimistwalker]

she just wanted a tasty snack dont be mean to her!!

[fungoidz-deactivated20200705]

i found the video it’s from and it’s called “Myxomycetologists nightmare…”

[squeezemetillipop]

it licked the entire plate clean!

@theblackelf

[blackwoolncrown]

lol talk about a photobomb

[gastropods]

Eating slime mold by MaximumMoustache

[commander-ledi]

im laughing because whoever filmed this obviously filmed it to see the slime mold move and then this slug comes and ruins everything

[yugirimistwalker]

she just wanted a tasty snack dont be mean to her!!

[fungoidz-deactivated20200705]

i found the video it’s from and it’s called “Myxomycetologists nightmare…”

[squeezemetillipop]

it licked the entire plate clean!

@theblackelf

[blackwoolncrown]

lol talk about a photobomb

[andrewbelami]

Straight people out here shooting up their own fucking babies

[galren]

#We did it honey#the evil is defeated (via @beasthenshin)

[mchanzo-is-mccanon-deactivated2]

this is the most white heterosexual nonsense ive ever seen

[warmbooze-blog]

congrats! your smokebox was blue

this means you will birth a Denim Child

[cultural-antifascism-deactivate]

*Jild

[queenbeanz]

I don’t understand why you are all so offended by this. They found out the genre of their baby by doing something they like to do. WHAT THE FUCK IS THE ISSUE HERE? WHY IS EVERYONE ON THIS WEBSITE SO HYPERSENSITIVE ABOUT EVERYONE ELSES LIVES. BACK TF OUT OF PEOPLES BUSINESS FOR FUCKS SAKE.

[andrewbelami]

The genre of their baby

[estebanwaseaten]

Easy Listening Baby

[golden-eyedghost]

Smooth Jazz Baby

[dongstomper-deactivated20161230]

post-progressive dreamfunk baby

[biff-donderglutes]

Honey do you see the dreamy blue hues rippling in the residue of the vaporized car? We’re having a vaporwave baby

[deltasniper1000]

ハヤテグッドボーイI N F A N T

[inkblotsspot-deactivated2018121]

>tfw no vaporwave baby

[fernhat-official-deactivated201]

[internetopia]

This post is a journey

[frogii]

i had to read through this post that already started off stressfully and now you do too

[deadonarrival-archive]

You guys are missing the point. Obviously the genre of this baby is Blues.

[voredremoth-deactivated20171231]

fU C K

[the-real-seebs]

A friend of mine claimed recently that, in their dialect of French, “genre” and “gender” were the same word, and I think that makes more sense now.