I, I Am Max.

Geeky shit, gay shit and some NSFW sporadic shit. There. Everyone calls me Max, you can too if you like.

[heathercollinsmd]

Clark Kent is informed about Tim Drake (ft. a guest appearance by your favorite dead robin)

[business-as-usual-bats]

I am so tempted to get tiktok for this guy alone

[sohotthateveryonedied]

“You kidnapped someone’s child”

[maximrubio]

OMG YAAAASSS HAHAHAHAHA 🤟🏽

[knittystitch]

[knittystitch]

Update

[they-see-me-rolling-dice]

JESUS CHRIST

[lovetheirloves]

This applies to so many things! Your first two inches of knitting/crocheting look like fuck-all. Your pile of fabric pieces look like fuck-all. Your first two paragraphs look like fuck-all. Your first nursing class looks like-fuck all. Keep doing the thing until you finish the thing!

[maximrubio]

Was not expecting the absolute intense emotion I felt when I saw the finished product. That is a seriously rad shawl 🤟🏽

[emmaduerrewatson]

You’ve been looking forward to this birthday, because 31 is 13 backwards.

[wingbeifong]

i hate people in relationships.. girl just said “i love when i kiss you in the morning and you tastes like sleep” …… sis… are you talking about MORNING BREATH?????!! i gotta go

[sadbeautifutragic]

Life was a willow and it bent right to your wind Head on the pillow, I could feel you sneakin’ in

[dweeg]

this research paper is helping me find amazing documents on production and consumption and its effects on environmental issues like everybody who researches this concludes that we need economic and cultural reform like … comrade…..

[dankmemeuniversity]

[spiceshipping]

[hp-up]

UMBREON & ESPEON/POKÉMON STADIUM 2

[dondaario]

is there bible fanfiction on ao3

[dondaario]

got shot fucking dead the second i searched it

[gems-of-fandom]

One of my personal favorites was one that had a Homestuck title and tags along with Biblical ones. It was literally just the bible, without a single Homestuck reference, and I ended up reading/skimming a significant portion of it just to see what the punchline was then realizing I’d been tricked into reading portions of the bible. I refuse to believe it was anything other than some god tier trolling.

[maximrubio]

Imagine being the best friend of someone whose husband cheated on them and they found out and then they went missing and you put two and two together realising that he murdered them. So you murder the lying, cheating scoundrel in vengeance of your best friend and their sister covers your alibi, the mistress gets a massive life insurance payout and everyone thinks she did it but they just can’t prove it.

[acro-bike]

13/12/20– red rescue team is the pick-me-up we all deserve

[sexhaver]

this man living in 4019

[zovsko]

we make eye contact and i connect to the wifi in your brain and i delete half of your memories and make you left handed

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

But I am left handed. And I already have a poor memory, so good luck finding anything worth deleting.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

WAIT A MINUTE

[devinellekurtz]

Tiny Stars

[healingsuggestions]

you are growing from this you are growing from this you are growing from this

[fuckosexual]

do people actually put thought into zodiac posts or do people just randomly write down what soap the signs are

[exceptionals]

sounds like something an exfoliating citrus soap would say