DILF hunter by trade

My name is Shae and I'm actually 6.218 cats in a trench coat. if you see me thirsty on main no you didn't

[greelin]

yes i am full of love but also? insurmountable rage

[dogpuppy]

[rainbowgaez]

damn i bet whoever originally said this was really cool and hot

[dogpuppy]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

one of the funniest conversations I ever had with my ex was when they were still getting used to Celsius and asked me "what's 20 degrees?" and instead of converting it, I said "it's the highest your dad will ever let you set the thermostat and when you say you're cold he tells you to put on another sweater, we're not made of money" and they went "oh, 68"

the fact that this reference was that fucking precise was something they went on to tell people about for years.

[hjartasalt]

Made the worst brownies ever created just now

[hjartasalt]

Chat where did I go wrong

[nuka-rockit]

the reviews are in

[tigerleopardlion]

Chinese Mountain Cat | Martin Andersen

[dogpuppy]

[love-me-like-a-reptile]

[kushblazer666]

[chimaerakitten]

So the banner ad didn’t scale down for the mobile browser and it took me multiple minutes to realize that this stock photo of people in business suits was not, in fact, an illustration of what oathbreaker paladins in service to an evil power are supposed to look like

[yeahponcho]

this can't be comfortable ...

[killtheboyband-deactivated20220]

[ghaterrecha]

I need people reblogging this without context to know that this is literally a quote from the tv show Hannibal.

[inthefallofasparrow]

[zb]

𝔦𝔰 𝔱𝔥𝔦𝔰 𝔩𝔦𝔣𝔢?

[anarchistmemedistro]

AI haters build tarpits to trap and trick AI scrapers that ignore robots.txt

Attackers explain how an anti-spam defense became an AI weapon.

[megaceros]

love that energy

[burins]

watching my promised afternoon thunderstorm slip from a 90% chance to a 20% chance.... baby come back i can change

[moveslikekeithrichards]

huge fan of when cats reach out and touch each other with disrespectful intent

[6qubed]

like when they sit there starin' the other cat down with one paw cocked back, thinking about it for a second, and then just fuckin' Send It

[feluka]

cat laziness is so contagious. you'll see your cat flopped on its back in your bed a completely comfy cozy baby and you'll be like. you're right. you make a compelling argument.