is this the real life

I’m Max, 15, your friendly neighborhood bisexual, cis, quarter Japanese, extreme Queen and Yes fan. TERFs, pedophilia, racism, sexism, homophobia, and biphobia are not allowed.

[memeseverdie]

February 15 is “Annoy Squidward Day”

Only day you can reblog this

[pand-block]

You know what? I’m sick of this *digs three blocks down and closes myself in with a dirt block*

[maximum-taste-blog]

i should start an art blog maybe

[memewhore]

[hybridprojectalpha]

[episodechooseyourchaos]

Ok

[episodechooseyourstinky]

Kinaper

[elliotaldersmol]

“I truly care about giving everyone equal opportunities. My parents came from Cairo, Egypt, to give their three kids an opportunity they would not have had over there. They worked so hard to do so. My mother, while pregnant with my brother and I, was taking three buses to get to her job. My dad was working door to door trying to sell insurance. They were given a chance. I worry that these opportunities aren’t available for people anymore, and I question why that is, and what we can do to change that. That’s what I care about. What do you care about?”

[tohellwiththebeatles]

Me: *listening to Bohemian Rhapsody* “THUNDERBOLT AND LIGHTNING VERY VERY FRIGHTENING ME!!”

My earphones:

[whois-chihoko]

I heard this post exactly how it demonstrates

[herculesthekitten-deactivated20]

ok tbh if the reason u didnt like bohemian rhapsody is bc u think it’s only popular because it’s a movie-length lipsync than u didnt understand the point of bohemian rhapsody

[memories]

I’m thinking about getting a hamster and naming it after #queen. Sound off in the replies if this is a bad idea.

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

fugo left and took any remaining brain cells the gang had with him

[memories]

surprise, fellow kids. I bet you thought you’d seen the last of maximum-taste

[memories]

I’ll name my first child #bohemian rhapsody, my second child @memories, and my third child Jim.

[maximum-taste-blog]

the next of my bloodline, bohemian rhapsody

[memories]

If there’s one thing I learned since I signed up on 07/16/2018 8:42:46 PM, it’s that #art takes up too much of my time.

[maximum-taste-blog]

Yeah

[memories]

I want to take a heaping batch of #jojo’s bizarre adventure and spread it all over me like I’m that peanut butter baby. You know the one.

[maximum-taste-blog]

yeah

[memories]

I heard @big-disgrace wrote an eight verse song about #jojo’s bizarre adventure ?????

[maximum-taste-blog]

MARS?????????

[maximum-taste-blog]

Shants Undertale

[maximum-taste-blog]

ah yes

[maximum-taste-blog]

imagine

during the miracle filming sessions, roger gives little roger advice on how to pick up girls