Look at the ramen it fits perfectly

[nauticalradical]

there's only two emotions:

1. mood 2. big mood

[thebestoftumbling]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Hourglasses measure time with space

[maximumoversimplification-blog]

Light years measure space with time

[miiriya]

How to open a bottle using the Scientific Method.

[mtkano-deactivated20210211]

Amazing

[highfunctioninggarbagefire]

Science always blows my mind.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[with-practice]

[melonmemes]

Follow us on instagram for the best content!: https://www.instagram.com/realmelonmemes

[veryfunnymemes]

[automodownremade-deactivated202]

reblog to add +10 haunting power to your ghost when you die

[jokesarefunny]

i aint risking being a weak ass ghost

[stephendann]

Reblog for a +2 to visibility to cats when nothing else can see you

[https-graces]

me: (french accent) alexa, this is so sad read–

[just-shower-thoughts]

You know there is a problem with the food industry when they advertise the ingredients as “real” like it’s not expected

[maximumoversimplification-blog]

I absolutely HATE it when they put non-existent ingredients in my food.

(But actually though, using artificial ingredients isn't a problem and sometimes can be more environmentally friendly than trying to go with only "organic" options [side note: literally all food is organic that's the wrong way to use the word] or "real" ingredients, whatever that's supposed to mean in this context)

[mrdsc1010]

me: typing into google a bunch of words and phrases to find that specific vine

fbi agent:

[zombiebrainsoup]

[fukkce]

your speed doesn’t matter, forward is forward

[maximumoversimplification-blog]

But if you go forward at a negative speed then isn't that just going backward?

[maximumoversimplification-blog]

WHAT. IS. THIS. WHY DO THEY LOOK LIKE 2 MIDDLE-AGED GUYS TRYING TO PRETEND TO BE WOMEN???

[just-shower-thoughts]

If snails are so slow, why don’t we ever see them coming? It’s like….boom there’s a snail

[maximumoversimplification-blog]

They're like weeping angels. They're really fast when nobody can see them, but if you can then they're extremely slow

[date-a-jew-suggestions]

Bulbasaur? Jewish. Why? Because I love him

[bulbasaur-propaganda]

Does that mean Bulbasaur is also Muslim because I love him?

[maximumoversimplification-blog]

Bulbasaur is whatever religion you are because he loves you

[thebootydiaries]

me: how many words have i written

is it a million

is it TWO million

word counter: 409 words

me: LIES