she au on my tism til i spectrum disorder

21+ he/they autistic system

[minyard-05]

don't let being born a girl stop you from being the man your father never was

[furryprovocateur]

i started reading this book and kept tilting my head at the comparisons the author was using so i started a running list of them

[furryprovocateur]

this author's use of imagery is so questionable

[furryprovocateur]

i actually went "what the fuck" and had to stop for like 5 minutes after this one

[furryprovocateur]

[letslipthehounds]

I feel like this is important information about this post.

[skinteresting-enough]

@pangur-and-grim somehow I have a feeling you'd like these.

[vilecousin]

and i think that's beautiful

[penny-anna]

spider man would have a tumblr i think

[penny-anna]

he made a tumblr account back when it was more normal for celebrities to be on tumblr and just never deleted it. nobody believes that it's the real actual spider man but it is. long time followers are like no no he's posted proof here are the receipts. occasionally he shows up on posts where he's mentioned to jumpscare people.

[penny-anna]

#i agree if we’re talking spider verse peter#a peter old enough to have read homestuck back in its heyday#that feels right to me

spider man occasionally jumpscares people on posts talking about him and also on posts about Homestuck

[rongzhi]

Chicken rice flowers

English added by me :)

[daysleftofsecondterm]

Feed baba KFC for the next 889 days

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

so i’m going through and clearing out stuff from my pictures folder

what in the fuckdamn is this

clearly it’s from my business school (derogatory) but i couldn’t parse it if you paid me

[transmothman]

@funnier-as-a-system

[bgm05]

Just graduated from Begging Dog University with a master’s in Boiling Water

[psych-is-the-name]

[sexy-necromancing-bird]

Is the guy in the cuck chair supposed to stay quiet or is he allowed to clap and cheer

[foxgirlmindcrank]

he's supposed to take notes and make an intrigued hum when an interesting plot point occurs

[conspiracydeerist]

[blu3str1k3]

[thisarenotarealblog]

one is getting cucked by the bottom and the other is getting cucjed by the top. Subject matter experts discussing the sex like a sports panel

[morganoperandi]

One cuck always lies, the other always tells the truth. You have one question to determine who’s a top and who’s a bottom.

[whumpster-fire]

[pixelguzzler]

[animentality]

[alfgifu]

this reads like it was submitted to a local newspaper in the early 1900s

[firewalkwithmedvd]

Was trying to make a joke about TV writing to my friend the other day and had to pause and go "...does the phrase 'surf dracula' mean anything to you?"

[firewalkwithmedvd]

One of the most important critical texts of this century imo

[hypokeimena]

image description: tweet by @/topherflorence, reading: back in the day if u did a tv show called surf dracula you'd see that fool surfing every week in new adventures but in the streaming era the entire 1st season gotta be a long ass flashback to how he got the surfboard until you finally get to see him surf for 5 min in the finale /end description

[tumblerculosis]

I’ve been obsessed with this tiktok for days now

[coffeedcait]

Person: "Hello sir." he pets the frog with one finger.

Person: "Have a good day. Actually wait a minute. You missed a bug, but I got you home boy. Hold on." he picks a bug up and throws it next to the frog.

Frog: turns around and eats the bug.

Person: "OHHHHH-" sings high pitched and angelic like he witnessed a miracle.

[enba-and-luka]

I would also make this sound, because I've never seen a video of a frog being good at its job before

[yume-fanfare]

windows movie maker on the internet archive we are so back

[robertseanleonardthinker]

the puppetry in phm is just so fucking good dude. think abt how much improv there was. the dancing/mimicking scene when rocky and grace first met? that was improvised. that means that 5 people were so in sync with each other on this puppet that they were able to mimic ryan gosling in real time with no plan. bro. BRO. ouugghhhhh rocky puppeteers i love u

[mareliini]

my comic for the fairy anthology we made over in webcomics garden discord! Wretched work to make a comic that's only 8 pages..

[dementedgnomicwizard]

i went to the met today

[sinsumeria1-blog]

Just an fyi cobalt is currently the most toxic oil paint usually. Older oil paints from old masters are also most likely made with lead.

So the death via oil paint isn’t impossible tbh

[dementedgnomicwizard]

i can’t die but thank you :) im sure this information will be useful for someone who can