天使

beetle it/fae 25 dyke

[embryonleaders-deactivated20240]

THIS USER IS A FUCKED UP DOG

[forestgreenlesbian]

Steve Lacy by Nadia Lee Cohen for Perfect Magazine

[morbidmomma]

illuminated

A small piece for an altar

[janederscore]

objectively cutest girls behavior is when you lay down with another girl and you look at her and she looks at you and you are both Looking and saying hi to each other over and over again

[corrucyst]

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

[miss-holloways]

happy pride from bisexual scrooge! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

[shittysawtraps]

saw trap where john kramer makes you meet the creator of that one thing you’ve been obsessed with for decades and the creator knows about all of the posts you’ve ever made about their creation. and you have to have a normal conversation with them knowing that both of you know your shame.

[shittysawtraps]

not hypothetical. real thing i’m doing to myself on july 9 with barry lyga author of archvillain, which i have been blogging about since 2015. he reads the blog. that i’ve been running since i was 14. and i’m gonna look him in the eye and ask for a signature.

[shittysawtraps]

and fucking john kramer doesn’t even want to come with me

[twentybrokenipodclassics]

the postal service names their shit exactly like how a 16 y.o. names angsty fanfic

[punk-squirrely-ghost]

Explain.

[twentybrokenipodclassics]

try and tell me literally any one of these would not fit above a short story about two wholly random men from the MCU fingering each other, or possibly 12 chapters of one or more characters from a CW show being in high school while having a photogenic but terminal kind of cancer. try.

[twentybrokenipodclassics]

ok so i want to say in hindsight i think i could probably have been clearer

[avey-tare]

I once ate meat from a pig that was only fed wine corks during its life. I became nauseated and tired and fell asleep in my leather armchair. I dreamt of cool breezes over vineyards on the Mediterranean Sea, until I woke up in a cold sweat and a longing for Italy. It’s not right to feed a pig too much of something, it gives them a connection which is best left alone.

[junk-thunder]

stole some guy's dog and drove off but then i realized i didnt even want this thing so i threw it out the window and it shattered like a vase

[dingoskidneys]

Hi everyone ily

[rocketbirdie]

hug me

[80slesbiab]

Kate McKinnon getting her hair pulled by THE pornstar Nina Hartley

[rose-chateau]

[bitterkarella]

the flat hand thing works, she’s correct

[the-gentleman-who-wants-to--blog]

I am in the middle of negotations with Staff

To replace the Tumblr blue color

With mahogany wood panels

[funstyle]

Wrestling is fake but the boners are real. These were the last words my great grandmother spoke to me before she passed

[geyfrog]

*puts my hand on your shoulder* Don’t worry, I have your back. We’re gonna turn this crisis into a crwaswas

[fruitypieq]

Quick what are you doing RIGHT now (besides scrolling Tumblr)