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@maximus-coleman
“ Why, hello darling! ”
~ Maximus I. Coleman, at your service!
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New to Gotham city, though I hope to stay! I do love the aesthetic you've all got going up here!
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DC OC RP ACC • More Info + OOC below!~
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Haha, making OC art to torment Maximus Coleman!
F*ck Maximus Coleman >:)
@theoneandonlyscaregoon
“What the F*CK did you do now, Coleman?” @maximus-coleman
“Why am I blamed for every fire that happens at a school I happen to attend!?”
“Uh, because you've only attended two schools, both got set on fire, and the first WAS your fault!”
“. . . Hardly seems fair to blame me.”
In the background of the news report a satyr-like individual wearing a campus jersey can be seen booking it from one of the botany labs, carrying a stack of seed trays before the fire reached that area.
“ . . . Yes, so, see, I am not responsible.”
@theoneandonlyscaregoon
“What the F*CK did you do now, Coleman?” @maximus-coleman
“Why am I blamed for every fire that happens at a school I happen to attend!?”
“Uh, because you've only attended two schools, both got set on fire, and the first WAS your fault!”
“. . . Hardly seems fair to blame me.”
@theoneandonlyscaregoon
“What the F*CK did you do now, Coleman?” @maximus-coleman
“Why am I blamed for every fire that happens at a school I happen to attend!?”
I give you these as an offering
@riddlers-assistant-andrew
“Oh, a lovely rabbit!! Thank you, dear.”
Yes, sir! The rabbits name is Miss Kitty!
“What an odd name for a rabbit. She is adorable!”
I thought it'd be ironic.
“oh, it very much is! You know, I wanted my darling and I to name our future daughter Tabatha, and he become frustrated with me! Told me he wouldn't call his daughter after an animal breed!”
I give you these as an offering
@riddlers-assistant-andrew
“Oh, a lovely rabbit!! Thank you, dear.”
Yes, sir! The rabbits name is Miss Kitty!
“What an odd name for a rabbit. She is adorable!”
I give you these as an offering
@riddlers-assistant-andrew
“Oh, a lovely rabbit!! Thank you, dear.”
“I wanna die to this song.”
“Mood.”
“Please don't die, I'd probably take over the human race or something. Bad crash out. Or just be super sad.”
“Oh. My. So much therapy is needed here... Unfortunately I cannot provide any for I am in agreement that if Eri died I'd likely enslave humanity as well.”
... You should kill the Joker. He might be the only person on the planet who no one loves and he's killed so many people
“The Joker? Hm. I suppose.”
Ooc. I feel it should be known that Andrew is a war criminal
//OOC. No worries, Maximus was created to be something barely human. He is human. But his Dad wanted a God. He got Maximus. He made do. Anyways!
“Hate my ex. Hope he gets hit by a car today.”
“And what did I do to displease you, love?”
“ . . . Stabbed my sister, we still never figured out if you were behind my Mother's death, lied for three years, put me in the hospital for two weeks with severe smoke inhalation after you set the school on fire, and left me last time and disappeared for six months before showing up again and trying to get back with me.”
“And that's all happened in the span of, what? Eight years?”
“. . . Alright, yes, I am a flawed individual, I can admit to that. Would you feel better if I got hit by a car? I can arrange it.”
“No, I don't want you to get hit by a car, you icarus. I want you to stop seeing things through this stupid lenses and believe you're making a difference! The worst part is I van forever forgive you for everything! Everything you put me through! I can... I just can't accept the fact your world view is black and white, that violence solves things! Needless violence, it.... It's not revolution! There shouldn't be the need to kill people, to play judge, jury, and executioner, Maximus.”
“Eri, look at you! You've been... Hurt, so many times. People are hurt, everyday.”
“Who am I to stand by, when one bullet or one sword— one life is all it takes to fix thousands and save even more from more deaths! I can kill a mass murderer, and one life saves many. I can't rely in a police force, the justice system, it doesn't do anything when money is power and power controls every system. ”
“I wish I could say the world was fair enough for the choice to be mine, to kill or spare a life, but it isn't. Life is not fair nor kind, and if I can make the world safe for you? That's all I'll ever do.”
“Hate my ex. Hope he gets hit by a car today.”
“And what did I do to displease you, love?”
“ . . . Stabbed my sister, we still never figured out if you were behind my Mother's death, lied for three years, put me in the hospital for two weeks with severe smoke inhalation after you set the school on fire, and left me last time and disappeared for six months before showing up again and trying to get back with me.”
“And that's all happened in the span of, what? Eight years?”
“. . . Alright, yes, I am a flawed individual, I can admit to that. Would you feel better if I got hit by a car? I can arrange it.”
“Hate my ex. Hope he gets hit by a car today.”
“And what did I do to displease you, love?”
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- @maximus-coleman
“My sister wouldn't like you talking to me that way, pretty boy.”
“My apologies, darling, I cannot help it. I see your porcelain skin and ruby eyes and feel as if I've been caught in a trance. You are alluring, my darling, and elude me so often. It breaks my heart, my dearest Eurydice.”
“Your dearest Eurydice? I thought we'd long abandon the pet names once you looked back, Orpheus. I do recall you were the one to leave me, to afraid you'd be tricked, or perhaps you had little faith in me to follow?”
“I could never lose faith in you, my dearest. Your divinity puts all those to shame, I couldn't understand how any could worship something that couldn't be seen till I felt my love for you. For so long I thought it was something I'd never hold, the world in my hands, that is... Then I held you, and understood every preacher. How one could pray to the goddess and gods, for you don't need to see to want, to love, and you made me understand. You are divine, you are everything I wish to pray to, my darling.”
❤💛💚💙💜😘😘😘✨✨✨✨🙏
- @maximus-coleman
“My sister wouldn't like you talking to me that way, pretty boy.”
“My apologies, darling, I cannot help it. I see your porcelain skin and ruby eyes and feel as if I've been caught in a trance. You are alluring, my darling, and elude me so often. It breaks my heart, my dearest Eurydice.”
Can i join your organization?
@riddlers-assistant-andrew
“Why of course!!” :D
Awesome
What do I do?
“You get paid to assist when needed with the guiding if humanity toward a better future. You also get paid time off, half a year of sick leave, and for some reason a discount at Wendy's that even I cannot explain but it's there... I partially blame my younger sister.”
“But, for what you specifically do? Well, when called for assistance you must only do some small things, perhaps help with a charity, donations... Small little things! Beginner, if you will.”
Alright, boss! Should my military background be known, sir? I've had to tell a few jobs.
“Oh, no, but I am glad to know you are well equipped to handle weapons!”
Very much, so! And I have a past with the riddler, though I was recently laid off.
“Oh, dreadful. I cannot believe the rogues of Gotham can dispose of their own so quickly! No worries though, even if you're laid off from my organization you still get paid the following year or until you find another source of stable income.”
“OH, ALSO! A small rule of thumb for anyone who joins — if anyone brings harm, harassment, or discomfort to @eric-lee-official ? Dispose of them. Take that. As you will.” :)
