Oh, what a riot

"You cannot break me I'm still fighting for this You won't see me fall apart Cause I've got an elastic heart" Maxine. 19. Model. Lover of all things beautiful

[the-jenner-sistersxo]

[sad-butsassy]

Sadly, I still think of you

Six word story #29 (via c-oquetry)

[charlie-aulette]

Did you hear that Daisy? You Aunt Maxine already thinks you’re the best thing in the world. I have to agree with her. Isn’t she amazing?

Do you want to hold her? 

[maxinemania]

Don't ask, just hand her over. 

She's so beautiful, Charlie. So so beautiful. I just want to play with her all day long and - I'm so sorry, I never even asked you how you feel. How do you feel? Being a daddy and all? And how's Cam?

[charlie-aulette]

Well..you have a niece now. 

[maxinemania]

THE ROYAL BABY WAS BORN AND NO ONE THOUGHT TO TELL ME? OH MY G- I'm yelling, i'm yelling, oh my gosh - Charlie wait - she's so beautiful I - Oh my gosh you're a daddy and - Aw little Daisy I just - she's so beautiful, C-Bear. You did well, brother. She's going to be my best bud and - look at her, she's a genius, I can tell - she's so little, this is so exciting i'm sorry.

[maxinemania]

Je suis revenu!

What'd I miss? 

[dakota-baudelaire]

Deary me. What you doing there?

[maxinemania]

Uh - personal business. I come back tomorrow, though. So that's nice.

[dakota-baudelaire]

Where are you?

[maxinemania]

Middle-of-nowhere-St. Louis. It's great except for the fact that I can't feel my toes and all.

[reina--silvestri]

I don’t burn water! Okay maybe once or twice, but the instructions should have been a bit clearer. Kitchens are just danger zones. There is fire, water, and sharp objects. It is liking picking a room to put all the things that can kill you in. I hope that they are treating you well at least.

[maxinemania]

Well it's a good thing you can afford to have people risk their lives to make meals for you, then.

They are! Kind of sad I have to leave tomorrow, but it was nice seeing everyone. ...I finished the program for good, you know?

[reina--silvestri]

They cook there? What sort of weird planet are you on? Kitchens are decorative and where you keep the wine.

[maxinemania]

Oh hilarious, Rei. Just because you burn water and everything else doesn't mean other people don't put good use to a kitchen. Plus, the girls here are bad enough sober, I don't even want to know what they're like when they're drunk. 

[bonniepatterson]

Yeah, that’s fucking New York.

[maxinemania]

I'm talking about St. Louis, but yeah, the city gets pretty nippy too.

[reina--silvestri]

That’s what tea is for. It warms you up from the inside out.

[maxinemania]

You're right. Thankfully there's a lot of it and i'm close with the ladies in the kitchen.

[maxinemania]

It's way too frickin' cold. I can't believe I lived here for two months. I can't believe I lived here at all...

[kylieskendalls]

[jenner-news]

[maxinemania]

@M_Clems: They missed meeeeee

[thelittleharper]

Well, maybe, but I wouldn’t change you for anything. Well, obviously, I’m awful. You talk to me to make yourself feel superior. I sound like such a possessive bitch, don’t I? I want him to be happy, I do..

I’m not six, Max.

[maxinemania]

Awwww don't get sweet on me. I'll have to hug you. You're not awful - you're cooler than Tara sometimes...don't tell her I said that. Nuh-uh. You were born superior. No. You just sound like someone who misses their brother. It's okay to feel that way, you know? It's okay. Then let him. It's fairly simple.

I'm stating facts.

[thelittleharper]

Shut up, you’re not that great. Only a bit great. Yeah, well, I’m loveable so. Sylvie. I mean, she’s nice, just I’d got used to him just being around for me.

Jealous mostly.

[maxinemania]

Yeah, I'm pretty lame, I know. Nah, you're as gross as they come. I don't know why I talk to you. I see. It's never easy when you're close to your brother and his attention isn't just you anymore, I know.

No I meant - there's nothing to be jealous of, you know. Boys smell.

[kendallandkylieandkimkourtkhlo]

[maxinemania]

@M_Clems: I get to see these crazy girls again tomorrow #excited