[maxinmemphis]

rykerjames​:

“Oh wow, to be young again. No more than two, sounds like you are going to have alot of fun,” 

Young again? You look old, but not geriatric. 

[maxinmemphis]

franniefabs​:

Sounds like your plans are of an excellent variety. Hope you enjoy them.

No hope’s needed, but thanks. 

[maxinmemphis]

st-jemz​:

So if we need you, don’t. Gotcha. I hope you and your partner have a great Valentines Day.

Good luck on the rest of you finding something warm to slip in or over.

[maxinmemphis]

marleyemmerose​:

Congratulations on the sex.

Hey, Valentine’s isn’t all about dick.

Don’t tell my brother I said that. 

[maxinmemphis]

beatricefabray​:

Pizza?

I mean, pizza might be cool. Probably not today though. 

[maxinmemphis]

mottasugar​:

Hot.

And you. Leave us alone today. You and Blaine get emergency calls and that is it. 

[maxinmemphis]

[maxinmemphis]

-- | INSTAGRAM - @memphismax: Finally got a shave. 

LIKES: 403              COMMENTS: 40

[maxinmemphis]

Letting anyone that might need me today know that I’m fully stuffed. I’ve got three things planned today and none of those involve more than two people. 

[maxinmemphis]

beatricefabray​:

How are you planning to outdo him?

Not sure yet. Probably going to end up asking my brother - he’s better than I am with romance and all.

[maxinmemphis]

beatricefabray​:

You might want to figure out if they celebrate the day.

They’re weirdly soft with this kind of shit, so I wouldn’t be surprised if they do. 

[maxinmemphis]

deathdefyreyes​:

Not really, no. Though I suppose you’d be right about us having different thresholds.

I’ve got a threshold until it’s happening at 7 am.

[maxinmemphis]

beatricefabray​:

I hope you spend your Valentines day happily!

Yeah, thanks. I don’t really celebrate the day, but this time I happened to be with someone. 

[maxinmemphis]

[maxinmemphis]

beatricefabray​:

Hey friends!

I have an interest in putting together a little speed dating/ singles mingle type of event.

Do I have anyone who would be interested in signing up?

Count me out on that one. It sounds lame and I’ve got someone to spend Valentine’s with. 

[maxinmemphis]

deathdefyreyes​:

Sounds like a normal day to me.

Okay but haven’t you been trained to deal with the worst of people? We’ve got different thresholds. 

[maxinmemphis]

deathdefyreyes​:

Bad day?

Too many assholes, not enough patience.