rykerjames​:
“Oh wow, to be young again. No more than two, sounds like you are going to have alot of fun,”Â
Young again? You look old, but not geriatric.Â

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rykerjames​:
“Oh wow, to be young again. No more than two, sounds like you are going to have alot of fun,”Â
Young again? You look old, but not geriatric.Â
franniefabs​:
Sounds like your plans are of an excellent variety. Hope you enjoy them.
No hope’s needed, but thanks.Â
st-jemz​:
So if we need you, don’t. Gotcha. I hope you and your partner have a great Valentines Day.
Good luck on the rest of you finding something warm to slip in or over.
marleyemmerose​:
Congratulations on the sex.
Hey, Valentine’s isn’t all about dick.
Don’t tell my brother I said that.Â
beatricefabray​:
Pizza?
I mean, pizza might be cool. Probably not today though.Â
mottasugar​:
Hot.
And you. Leave us alone today. You and Blaine get emergency calls and that is it.Â
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Letting anyone that might need me today know that I’m fully stuffed. I’ve got three things planned today and none of those involve more than two people.Â
beatricefabray​:
How are you planning to outdo him?
Not sure yet. Probably going to end up asking my brother - he’s better than I am with romance and all.
beatricefabray​:
You might want to figure out if they celebrate the day.
They’re weirdly soft with this kind of shit, so I wouldn’t be surprised if they do.Â
deathdefyreyes​:
Not really, no. Though I suppose you’d be right about us having different thresholds.
I’ve got a threshold until it’s happening at 7 am.
beatricefabray​:
I hope you spend your Valentines day happily!
Yeah, thanks. I don’t really celebrate the day, but this time I happened to be with someone.Â
beatricefabray​:
Hey friends!
I have an interest in putting together a little speed dating/ singles mingle type of event.
Do I have anyone who would be interested in signing up?
Count me out on that one. It sounds lame and I’ve got someone to spend Valentine’s with.Â
deathdefyreyes​:
Sounds like a normal day to me.
Okay but haven’t you been trained to deal with the worst of people? We’ve got different thresholds.Â
deathdefyreyes​:
Bad day?
Too many assholes, not enough patience.Â