sw art sideblog

[evlixr]

[dumpster-of-amontillado-deactiv]

[martyfive]

two swords

[neenarchive]

do you think people who are into reylo wanted fiona to go through with the wedding to lord farquaad

[neenarchive]

no, you know what fuck this. fuck you. we need to talk about the FEAR in max's eyes here. Like all he wanted was to be loved by someone. by ANYONE. And to be a fair and decent leader. like wow Shrek and dreamworks i expected better from you than a message about how abuse victims ultimately deserve to be eaten by a big dragon. i suppose you think that's feminist because she's a girl dragon. what about fiona's sexual empowerment? Fuck this. max deserved better. i've had it with this franchise. whatever at least we have fanfic. new chapter of my farqiona kinktober entry will be up on friday

[neenarchive]

So I’m in the garderobe at the ye olde market wherein I toil wiping my hands minding my own business, and I notice this maiden scowling at me. Note I’m wearing my hair in a medieval pageboy style and have a 'seize the ogre' tunic on. So I’m like

“make thy quarrel known wench”

And she just says

“Are you a fucking farqiona?”

and she started screaming like some wilde beaft at me so I was like 'stay thy tongue!' and her mother runs in and says 'verily let it be known the lord farquaad and the princess are to be wed!' and had.her thrown in the stocks for all of duloc to see her shame. And bought for me a whole suckling pig to apologise. a like, most merry day indeed

[empresslillian-deactivated20240]

This take is literally insane. Lord farquad tortures people and attempted to have Shrek killed. He literally is a villain for being a really bad person. Sure he could get eaten and a whole KINGDOM of people's lives may improve. Does he deserve happiness? Debatable. BUT Fiona doesn't like him where with Rey and Kylo, there is mutual attraction.

There's absolutely more to unpack here OP not to mention you posted the question to yourself in the first place so like giving unhinged.

[neenarchive]

ok. Why do youhate strong women

[onetruesirius]

straight up

[snakebites-and-ink]

Former living weapon absolutely dominating at laser tag

[engagemythrusters]

idea: GNK droid dressed up as a juice box

[engagemythrusters]

juice gonks

[tyquu]

Juice gonks …for you,,,

[djarindykes]

[virtualtoybox]

Luke Skywalker in that dirty ass cantina in a new hope 

[twinkpoll]

✨TWINK POLL GRAND FINAL✨

Howl Jenkins Pendragon (Howl's Moving Castle) vs Luke Skywalker (Star Wars)

pick-THE-twink

Howl

Luke

Voting ended onMay 24, 2023

IT'S FINALLY HERE, GANG! You know who they are, you have your biases, you have your propaganda ready...

VOTE FOR THE ULTIMATE TUMBLR TWINK!

[lesbian-superjesus]

all hail the king

[ddeck]

he is losing in a poll against a wizard

[herecomesthegays]

Babygirl™️ Bracket: Finals

Spencer Reid (Criminal Minds) vs Luke Skywalker (Star Wars)

Spencer Reid

Luke Skywalker

Voting ended onApr 28, 2023

note: propaganda is encouraged but please be nice

babygirl bracket

[kalak]

[manofbeskar-deactivated20251111]

lesbian bo-katan strikes again

[radiofreederry]

[transmascskywalker]

luke fans fighting amongst ourselves about the OT characterization vs legends vs TLJ vs TBOBF: nothing could ever unite us!

dave filoni, about to drop the worst fucking luke opinion you’ve ever heard:

[indiemovies]

i can’t have you guys thinking rian johnson is a champion of gay people. he separated finn and poe for a whole movie. he’s the root cause of reylo. remember your herstory

[transmascskywalker]

bring back movie protagonists being battered to shit. luke skywalker walked around half of esb looking like a sausage that got smacked on the sidewalk for what?? not for a protag with a perfect little forehead cut and a single red line of blood after the final battle. disgraceful

[transmascskywalker]

he got his shit rocked!!!!!

[finns-poe]