Touch the butt (for science)

[maxtheblueberry]

Accepted Sheridan Animation Portfolio 2017

Here's my accepted Sheridan Animation Portfolio of 2017! ...

I got into Sheridan woooo!

[mooserattler]

Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it.

[moonblossom]

How can I say no to such a great photo and such a polite request?

[allthelittlebeagles]

i will always support this post

[freshrosemary-deactivated202303]

@mooserattler back on my dash!

[jjflow]

Why isn’t this at a million notes, yet, Dante???

[mooserattler]

I’m not sure. Hey lovely people who have taken me over half way to a cool million! If you’d like to reblog again, I’d love that, if not, I still love you, and hope you’re having a great day. I’m gonna go do some stand up tonight.

[bidoof]

god come on we’re so close. this is like the only meaningful thing that this website could ever achieve

[yeo1]

Hey guys!! I promised I’d be doing regular giveaways and here’s my first of many! I’ll be giving away a copy of Pentagon’s debut mini album: Pentagon (wow).  The album is brand new and factory sealed (somehow I am resisting the urge to open it and peek at the photocards). The winner will be chosen randomly with a generator, and I’ll pay for the shipping!

Rules: 1. No giveaway blogs please.  2. This is a giveaway for my followers as a big thank you so it makes sense for you to be following me but you don’t HAVE to. 3. You can reblog as much as you like!  4. Please make sure your ask/message box is open so that I can contact you if you win! 5. If you win, please respond within 48 hours or I will have to choose a different winner ;;  6. You have to be able to send me your address so I can ship you the album, so please be over 18 or have permission from your parents.

Giveaway ends on 20th November! Good luck!

[memewhore]

[lithping]

here he comes

[voideddragon]

[mediamattersforamerica]

The Daily Show and the USWNT take on myths about the wage gap (and destroy a Fox News guest’s opposition to equal pay in the process).

[mediamattersforamerica]

To anyone lumping Muslims in with ISIS: wake up.

[burgertv]

wow the new jurassic world looks so good

[leeoliver]

yall im fucking wheezing look at th fucking texts my friend got from this dude

[leeoliver]

[snorlaxatives]

[babyanimalgifs]

[somethingnotobscenefunnystuff]

This is the fluffiest cat in all of existence.

[catsbeaversandducks]

Meet Japanese Grumpy Cat, Who Is Even Grumpier Than The Original One

Meet Koyuki, the Scottish fold cat that is angrier than Grumpy Cat, and with whom Koyuki will no doubt battle one day for Internet supremacy. She has been hiding out for nine years in Yokohama, and now, as the hour for battle draws near, the only thing you need to remember is: “There can be only one!”

Photos by ©Koyuki - Via Bored Panda

[kawaii682]

[poryqon]

“When the weather gets cold in a few months you will complain about it then, so enjoy this heat” I will bitch about it now, I will bitch about it then, I will bitch about everything there is ever to bitch about, because guess what, Im a bitch

[elpiething]

I feel like this needs to be Seussified. 

I will bitch about heat.  I will bitch about cold.  I will bitch about sunshine, and about growing old.  I will bitch about everything, inside and out. You will find there is nothing I can’t bitch about. 

[themightytej]

[butterflyinthewell]

I’m laughing so hard at this post right now omg.

[thesociaijusticecourier-deactiv]

Perfection.

[sleek-siren]

I love it

[jewlsies]

Guys don't like that much makeup.

then I suggest they just stick to a lightweight bb cream and mascara

[kkoongie]

I’m seriously going to have a breakdown. We can’t afford rent, food for ourselves or our pets, bills, transit to and from work; we can’t afford anything and I’m so stressed out to the point of being sick. This is taking a huge physical and mental to on us. We cant even leave this shitty apartment filled with health hazards because we can’t afford to. I’m so scared this situation is only going to escalate.

Please, I’m literally BEGGING at this point, if you can help by donating or sharing this PLEASE do. We can’t handle this on our own.

My original post is here:

http://punkfather.tumblr.com/post/144642482187/rent-and-basic-needs-out-of-work-and-desperate

And a link to my fundraiser is here:

https://www.youcaring.com/chloe-flinders-elijah-howell-572314

[kkoongie]

I don’t know how to write this so you can see it and understand how urgent this is but my roommates phone bill has been sent to a collection agency and if they don’t pay 250$ by the end of the month then they’re going to be arrsted and there’s a chance it could happen to me as I’m 3 months behind. I owe almost 800$ on mine and I have no way of paying it off right now. I can’t even use my phone to call or text anyone right now because it’s been cut off completely. They want a minimum payment of 537$ by the end of the month.and I have 1$ in my account right now. I have to choose between eating and paying bills this month. even then I can’t pay off all my bills this month. Niehter can my roommate. We’re also running out of cat food again.

we owe 400$ for our hydro bill.

We owe probably over 500$ for our internet.

We’re screwed!! basically.

I don’t know what to do anymore I’m freaking the fuck out right now I’m so scared I’m going to be evicted and our landlord won’t let us use our last months rent because he needs it for his fucking “cash flow” whatever the fuck that means and I’m fucking stressed out and anxious and I don’t know what to do anymore I’m just scared and begging for help Like I can’t do this anymore I tried so hard to keep being positive and trying to make things work out but it’s not working anymore pleas e share this if you can please Im’ so fucking desperate at this point

[kkoongie]

Edit: we were told arrest but it’s more likely court and they’re trying to scare us (I was really freaking out writing this)

[primisthebomb-deactivated201812]

I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING

[hereby]

i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid

[caspiankingofnarnia]

I threw a grape in the air I went to catch it I swear It hit a spider that fell and now they’re on my face

[mademoisellemigraine-deactivate]

I haven’t written about HydraCap yet. I haven’t had the heart. 

I was raised Jewish. That is to say my family of origin is many things, but my stepfather was a Jewish man from the Bronx who made damn sure that I understood what it meant to be Jewish.  The house I grew up in had been owned by neo-nazis before us.  The basement had swastikas scratched into the wooden posts. I think they did it before they sold it to my step father, to remind him that they had been there, and that they were still around. 

So yeah, I haven’t written about HydraCap yet. But it feels a little bit like noticing another swastika in the basement.  Thanks, Marvel.