Maxwell

New Zealand IG & SC: maxwellhutton

[notthehotdogguy]

When you can see the underwear waistband peeking out above his pants reblog if you agree

[what-even-is-thiss]

“Your pets only love you because you feed them”

Yeah well that’s also how your relationship with your parents starts out but more stuff happens after that doesn’t it

[ch0co-c0rn3t-lov3]

DO NOT DOWNLOAD TUMBLR it will install a virus on your device called tumblr

[arteei]

you use ai baby pictures i use stupid gifs that don’t fit the situation we are not the same

[sailermoon]

all my life I’ve felt like this guy

[thottistani-deactivated20220220]

No gay has all 5:

- A job

- Good relationship with father

- Neurotypical brain

- Ability to top

- Driver’s license

[garbage-empress]

this is a fun post because people will say how many they have in the tags then you get to figure out which ones.

[i-fuck-audis]

MY FUCKING CAR

[skopostheorie]

[tarragonthedragon]

i just got the "see where your blood has gone!" email from giving blood but it glitched and just showed me my current location. which. theyre not wrong. that is where most of my blood is

[sandmandaddy69]

[rottytops]

[iamthemaestro]

found this at an antique shop the other day and was immediately like oh this belongs on tumblr. sniles sneetly. fwowns fwangry.

[aorryn47]

Crow behavior is when you and your wife find a bouncy log out in nature and begin to jump up and down on it because it’s sproingy.

[aorryn47]

Update: We found another log that was EVEN BETTER for sproinging

[syn4k]

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

[joyflameball]

[zoesupreme]

Christopher Nolan almost allows colors into his mythical epic shot on 70mm IMAX film. thank god they stopped filming in time.

[presidentdragon]

"that time of the month" "monthly visitor" "feminine hygiene products" GRRAH!!! SHUT UP SHUT UP!!! PERIOD!! MENSTRUATION!!!! TAMPONS!!! PADS!! MENOPAUSE!!!!!!!!!!!

[tyke-dyke]

VAGINA!!!!

[presidentdragon]

[lastoneout]

[helenvaughans]

📢📢📢

[epicsause-official]

just got an idea for a banger couples shirts design