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The spirit of kawoshin possessed me tonight, fixed some of the other sketches// sorry for the repeats !

casanovakevin

happy valentines DAY i don’t have anything cool to post but i found this doodl

vampyrkit-deactivated20220731

kaworu nagisa went to super hell

comradebaguette

KING GEORGE

should-be-sleeping

In fifth grade a boy tried to impress me by swallowing a whole tadpole live and I punched him so hard that he puked and the tadpole was fine.

should-be-sleeping

I kept it in a terrarium and it became a normal 🐸 despite everything. About a year afterward (I thought) it died, so I sadly put it in a shoebox in the shed until the ground thawed enough for a proper funeral but when that day came I opened the box and the frog was fine.

justprettygay

should-be-sleeping

This is funnier than anything I have ever said.

moneyfucker900

“No, Mac, I’m not reading your carrd. I don’t care who your “kins” are or who’s in your “do not interact” - you can’t choose who you get to interact with, Mac, life’s not that simple. And furthermore, why is it spelled “carrd” anyway? The second r is extraneous. I can’t deal with extraneous things in my life, Mac.“

alexloldog

i cry sometimes

minecraftsz

the side to end all sides… 2!

king-psycholyze

Fundy my beloved, I’ve finally taken a crack at a design for you.

yb-cringe

Wait. Wait wait wait i had a thought.

/roleplay

Long time ago but does everyone remember how weird it was that Schlatt drunk himself to death? He has a heart attack and dies. Right yeah it makes sense because drinking and smoking increases your risk.

But why? Then? I mean usually I’m okay to pass it off as Schlatt being Schlatt or maybe being depressed but in the middle of the fight? No one had eyes on him, what was he doing? Where was he?

He was in the drug van. And kept talking about how there was something weird about his drink. Too much something or whatever in the protein shake—

What if, hear me out, what if Schlatt didn’t drink nearly that entire time— but was drugged. By Dream. To stop the fighting and rid of Schlatt at the same time.

HEAR ME OUT OKAY:

- we know schlatt had some really powerful information that swayed Dream to his side that would he dangerous if let out into the public. Killing Schlatt would stop that from ever happening

- we know the entire war is Dream mostly lying about stuff. He says theres no traitor when there is. He says the battle is over qnd it isn’t.

- Schlatt was equipped with armor and even seemed excited to fight that day and would regularly go after the others to punch them even without his armor or weapons cause he just loved to brawl. Even after death, if we’re to believe Quackity is being posessed by Schlatt, he’s aggressive and proud of his actions.

- he drinks protein shakes constantly, and he regularly reminds everyone of that. if something was slipped into his drink, itd be so easy to poison him.

- additionally; imagine what that prison might be for? Now i know its a better theory for the dreamons or something but its a person- one that Dream can’t kill. Man, what if it’s Schlatt? What if this is Dream’s way of ensuring Schlatt never says the important info that would ruin him?

Imagine how fucking insane that would be. Schlatt ending up being intentionally drugged by Dream to falsify an ending to the fighting because he was losing and giving Wilbur the chance to blow up L’manburg and STILL end up on top.

THEN when he finds out through Wilbur that people can come back to life, he comissions Sam to make a prison To Put Schlatt In. Because he can’t extra kill Schlatt, but he needs him to be silent.