Oh shit.
Jump to conclusion? [tapping his head] Gotta remind you of the hangover and the tons of Advil I had to take just to get the edge off. [smiling] Uncontrollable. Almost as bad as belts, always trying to choke you, I think.
Where would I even begin? Once I squirted hot sauce into a kid’s face so that when he started crying he just got spanked because his mom thought he was throwing a tantrum…all while pointing at me bolting away.
Belts. Now those are some really crazy accessories.
Now, if you ask me, that's just mean. Then again, what kind of parent still spanks their child?













