Regarding the Lake Sammamish Dungeon
[Posted at 8:00pm, on April 1st 2061]
As you may have seen on the news, the dungeon that formed at Lake Sammamish kept multiple members of the Hill family within for multiple hours.
Now we are aware of some rumors that the dungeon remained untouched for multiple days, but we should clarify that dungeons are not just spatial anomalies, but temporal as well.
Within the walls of a dungeon, severe time dilation can occur. What occurred last week during the Lake Sammamish dungeon was one of these such cases.
Time within the dungeon shifted between a sunny afternoon and a summer sunset every couple hours. However, outside of the dungeon, only six hours had passed.
Nobody within the dungeon was at risk of any physical harm, not from the time dilation nor from the dungeon itself.
The Lake Sammamish dungeon was a weaker dungeon, benign in its danger to civilians. The victims of the dungeon have a right to be stressed about the situation they were placed in, but we here at OBDRD want the public to be aware that no deaths occurred, and no civilians were harmed within.
A more thorough report regarding the dungeon that formed at Lake Sammamish is still being worked on. Information for the public regarding past dungeons that have formed in the Orange Bay region of Washington will be posted in the oncoming weeks.
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