kinda punk rock maybe

Aus, nerd-science uni student (bio & psych). I don't bite so say hey some time cutie

[tastefullyoffensive]

[qucko-deactivated20151208]

it’s just who we are..

[specificacclimatation]

[mousehousedotcom]

reblog if you’d rather have a golden retriever be president than donald trump

[seaofcheese]

my dog has more qualifications than donald trump will ever have

vote lily

[sleepy-apricot]

Lily 2016

[poiplefunguy]

also better hair

[kira-summit]

Little cutie foxies for a Facebook Group! <3

[archive95205-blog]

today at work i let someone into a dressing room and they said “thanks” and half of me tried to say “you’re welcome” and the other half tried to say “no problem” and i ended up saying “your problem”

[lemonbraid-deactivated20130415]

[missmephisto]

this post had me in tears

[ghost-plot]

I was hoping the notes would be full of similar stories, but they’re not, so I’ll add my story for anyone else looking for more laughs:

I had to go to a library to pay a fee and I was practicing in the car between “I have to pay a fine” and “I have to pay a fee” and I walked in and firmly stated “I have to pee” and slapped a five dollar bill on the counter (the fee was like ten cents), and walked out. This was like three years ago and I still haven’t been back,

[greatestgoth]

My friend was driving and we were almost past our turnoff so I tried to say “quick” and “fast” at the same time and I ended up screaming “QUACK” which ended up with him judging me very hard and missing the turn

[soldieronbarnes]

Recently someone in class asked me how I was doing and I started off saying I was good but switched to I’m okay in the middle and ended up saying “I’m gay.”

Which, while kind of accurate, was not what I meant to announce to my classmate.

[spankyhole]

This Halloween I was handing out candy and a child said “trick or treat” and I smiled gave them their candy and apparently my mouth betrayed me and I said “Merry Christmas” and proceeded to sit down and look up to the sky for answers while their mother laughed at me :)))))

[succlentwitch]

I was switching between “Bye Deanna” and “Goodbye” and I ended up saying “Go Die”

[stellaathena]

Sometimes I try to say “I fucking love you” but it comes out in the wrong order and then everyone’s uncomfortable.

[magebird-old]

When I first started my coffee shop job, I was still getting used to greeting customers as they came in the door. A man walked in, and in the jumble of trying to say, “How are you doing?” and “What’s up?” I ended up demanding “What are you doing here?!”

[ledamemangociana]

something really cool happened once at the office and i started to say “i’m so amazed” but halfway through my mind changed to “that’s really amazing” and i just ended up saying “i’m really so amazing”

[umbrellabonsai-deactivated20180]

one time i was out in the woods in the spring when the birds were just beginning to come out again and i went to say “i’m so pumped for the birds” and “i’m so hyped for the birds” and instead i said “i’m so humped for birds”

[kylostantrums]

one time I was monitoring a bunch of grade twos at lunch and they were getting wild so I screamed “sit” and “shush” at the same time and I ended up yelling “SHIT” at all these little eight year olds. at least they shut up

[wilsolaces]

ohno-niall

[scoobyfaces]

i made it better

[deviantwatch-deactivated2014070]

[ismayell]

These computer programs taught themselves how to walk.

Generation 80 don’t give a shit.

[killin-it-murphy]

Or:  ”walking your drunk-ass friends home from the bar”

[mattandjones]

[weloveshortvideos]

[maybe-a-warg]

during a makeout session

me: fuck, not again

me: why is the what's new scooby doo theme stuck in my head

girl: what

me: nothing, never mind

me, internally: what's new scooby doo, we're coming after you, gonna sooolve that mystery

[largedad]

[thepigeongazette]

Aint nobody got time to find a room! All Aboard the PDA train!

[figglypuff]

Don’t let your memes be memes

[emo-flower-meme-deactivated2015]

That’s it I’m deleting

[early-am-deactivated20151020]

google is now a fully functioning pokedex. what a time to be alive

[simy-patel]

[tom-from-acquisition]

This is in another language but this conversation is universal, so we understand every word.