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@maybe-a-warg
it’s just who we are..
reblog if you’d rather have a golden retriever be president than donald trump
my dog has more qualifications than donald trump will ever have
vote lily
Lily 2016
also better hair
Little cutie foxies for a Facebook Group! <3
today at work i let someone into a dressing room and they said “thanks” and half of me tried to say “you’re welcome” and the other half tried to say “no problem” and i ended up saying “your problem”
this post had me in tears
I was hoping the notes would be full of similar stories, but they’re not, so I’ll add my story for anyone else looking for more laughs:
I had to go to a library to pay a fee and I was practicing in the car between “I have to pay a fine” and “I have to pay a fee” and I walked in and firmly stated “I have to pee” and slapped a five dollar bill on the counter (the fee was like ten cents), and walked out. This was like three years ago and I still haven’t been back,
My friend was driving and we were almost past our turnoff so I tried to say “quick” and “fast” at the same time and I ended up screaming “QUACK” which ended up with him judging me very hard and missing the turn
Recently someone in class asked me how I was doing and I started off saying I was good but switched to I’m okay in the middle and ended up saying “I’m gay.”
Which, while kind of accurate, was not what I meant to announce to my classmate.
This Halloween I was handing out candy and a child said “trick or treat” and I smiled gave them their candy and apparently my mouth betrayed me and I said “Merry Christmas” and proceeded to sit down and look up to the sky for answers while their mother laughed at me :)))))
I was switching between “Bye Deanna” and “Goodbye” and I ended up saying “Go Die”
Sometimes I try to say “I fucking love you” but it comes out in the wrong order and then everyone’s uncomfortable.
When I first started my coffee shop job, I was still getting used to greeting customers as they came in the door. A man walked in, and in the jumble of trying to say, “How are you doing?” and “What’s up?” I ended up demanding “What are you doing here?!”
something really cool happened once at the office and i started to say “i’m so amazed” but halfway through my mind changed to “that’s really amazing” and i just ended up saying “i’m really so amazing”
one time i was out in the woods in the spring when the birds were just beginning to come out again and i went to say “i’m so pumped for the birds” and “i’m so hyped for the birds” and instead i said “i’m so humped for birds”
one time I was monitoring a bunch of grade twos at lunch and they were getting wild so I screamed “sit” and “shush” at the same time and I ended up yelling “SHIT” at all these little eight year olds. at least they shut up
ohno-niall
i made it better
These computer programs taught themselves how to walk.
Generation 80 don’t give a shit.
Or: ”walking your drunk-ass friends home from the bar”
during a makeout session
me: fuck, not again
me: why is the what's new scooby doo theme stuck in my head
girl: what
me: nothing, never mind
me, internally: what's new scooby doo, we're coming after you, gonna sooolve that mystery
Aint nobody got time to find a room! All Aboard the PDA train!
Don’t let your memes be memes
That’s it I’m deleting
google is now a fully functioning pokedex. what a time to be alive
This is in another language but this conversation is universal, so we understand every word.