maybe-im-a-menace

Bots and spam likers/rebloggers will be blocked, sorry :( Anyway, the good omens/tma/tmagp/arcane fixation is real - add PHM to that now He/they #cursed for the foreseeable future

[cookiethebirddoll]

bus is my friend. shes no train but shes trying her hardest in a world that hates her

[the-muppet-joker]

Tump dies tonight while giving his speech in the hot hot sun. Like to charge, reblog to cast

[allygn]

how my cat looks to me

[funstyle]

twinnies..

[iamoutofideas]

looks thru a glory hole & sees a train coming straight towards me

[fraseris]

me having a weird time: man this weird time sucks! i don't feel like myself! i wish i was having a normal time!

me having a normal time: well the weird time did have a certain je ne sais quoi...

[homunculus-argument]

Imagine the sound of Goofy falling down a flight of stairs.

Hyughughughugh

[malcolm-f-tucker]

I wish people would stop saying “It’s July. Well done for wasting half a year.” Did you make someone smile in the past six months? Did you stroke a cat or throw a stick for a dog? Did you learn a new fact or teach someone a new joke? Did you laugh, cry, scream or sing in the past six months? Because if so, congratulations for not wasting your time at all.

[malcolm-f-tucker]

Happy 10th birthday to this, my post of all time. Glad to have spent the last 10+ years wasting my time on tumblr with you all 💖

[dufrau]

i dont think straight people should be allowed to do "enemies to lovers" i think if a man is your enemy you need to trust that you were correct the first time and slay him in battle

[kingcatnine]

reminding everyone to wear sunscreen because the sun is a deadly laser: 😁😊

having to spend 10 minutes slathering yourself in grease just to safely be outside in the sun for 20 minutes. because the sun is a deadly laser: 😐👎

[unspokensuggestion]

you are allowed to be wrong you are allowed to mess up you are allowed to be embarrassing.

[unspokensuggestion]

you are also allowed to do this.

[redstonedust]

my number one advice for parents is to listen to your children tbh. and i dont just mean listening to their problems i mean like. when your kid recites the plot of a movie youve already seen or your tells you about what they did at school today or wants to show you their roblox gameplay. youve gotta be invested in knowing your kid as a person or why are you even doing the whole parenting thing.

[anglaised]

it is so annoying being so self aware about all my issues like okay what now girl

[amazoogle]

beer before beer that's ✌️two beers

[taquito]

nice dick as always bro

[etherealascend]

[burgerdotcom]

reblogs were off

[clickrtraind]

can you lez the fuck in