an astute observation (gego | E | humor | 20k)
Suguru sighs and presses his thumb to his forehead like he’s trying to stave off a tension headache. “Satoru. You are not gay. You do not need to watch gay porn.” “I’m not, like, homophobic, though,” Satoru says, offended. “I can watch. It’s not gonna be weird.” Suguru gives him a long look. “It’s absolutely gonna be weird.” Satoru just raises an eyebrow. They stare at each other, unmoving, unblinking. “Fine. Take your dick out. I don’t fucking care,” says Suguru. He hits play.
Satoru’s a really good ally. Such a good ally, in fact, that he’s going to learn to suck dick just to support his best friend Suguru. Which is, like, peak ally behavior and totally not gay at all.
Totally not gay at all. Right?
