Nobody believes me

[text] you just love the way people stare at you when you’ve got me on 4 paws [text] and they think you’ve tamed a wild wolf or something [text] T, no way in hell. Last time I talked to your ‘friends’ one of them kept hitting on me way after it was inappropriate [text] and that is why I’m proud of you for getting yourself off of it [text] I know [text] and I trust you that they’re nasty little bastards [text] still [text] they’re probably tasty, too

[text] IT MEANS THEY ARE WATCHING YOU AND ME FOR YOU. [text] Also it scares all the spies away, obviously. [text] It’s hard going outside since you are gone, you know? [text] Ohhhh, that was Kenny! Yeah uh - he’s always been like that. But he had a tough life, lots of dying, you know? Guess he wants to get the most fun of the times he’s alive. [text]I Am grateful for you helping me with that, you know? Nobody ever did that. [text] When was the last time you went hunting ? Sounds to me like you are the one on withdrawal.

[text] you are one of the few people who doesn’t think I’m scary, T [text] I am aware [text] yeah but half of those things were hallucinations, man [text] I’m happy about that for two reasons [text] one - you’re a fucking kid and need to not be taking hard drugs [text] two - it made you stink like your sweat smelled vile when there was meth in your coffee [text] they’re smaller than me and I have sharper teeth [text] I’d at least take two or three of the bastards down with me if they tried anything

[text] I think you’re awesome! [text] When I walk through New York with you next to me I dont have to be scared of anything! [text] That stuff was real, you can ask my friends - I mean - most of it - maybe? [text] I didn’t start taking that on purpose, Derek ! It’s hard to stop stuff like that. [text] One day I will be their king again and then I will let them meet you. [text] They’re more dangerous than you’d think.

[text] T, I would never drop you [text] you’re not scared of me [text] you haven’t been scared of me in ages [text] oh come on it does not [text] you drop your coffee intake and maybe your heart will give up the arrhythmia thing [text] those fucking gnomes [text] I swear I’m going to rip them to pieces when I meet the things…

#the meth thing is actually canon #that at least for some time tweeks parents put meth in their coffee #and as he grew up with that i guess he drank it too for some time - unknowingly at first probably and then - well #v: new york howling #derekwithblueeyes

[text] You’re not really that scary in the end. [text] I’ve seen more freaky things than you, more scary too. [text] And I like the way your eyes change - its hypnothic if you look at it for some time. [text] I NEED THAT COFFEE DEREK. I NEED IT. THIS IS NOT UP FOR DISCUSSION. At least I don’t drink mine with Meth anymore. That’s something, right? [text] They’ll eat you alive, Derek.

Denver, actually.

Oh - is it nice there?

.

But are you in Mexico?

[text] why would I joke about that? I tried with you [text] you squirm even more than he does [text] T, most of these guys know about my lunar issues [text] trust me they’re not impressed [text] you can wean yourself slowly, man [text] fine fine [text] you want me to book a flight for just me or did you want me to bring a friend?

[text] I Was scared you would drop me ! And I have a really hard time holding still for anything. [text] Well good for them because I am not impressed either - scared out of my mind half the time, but not very impressed [text] I am not doing this, I told you. Less coffee means more medication and the new ones turn me into a zombie already. [text] WHY WOULD I WANT THAT?! I HATE STRANGERS. THEY COULD BE AN AGENT FOR THE GNOMES

[text] hey Stiles is exactly 150lbs he’s fantastic to use when I want to bench press something [text] he squirms a lot though [text] hey you’re the one who refuses to cut his caffeine intake, T [text] quit worrying you know I can heal from practically anything [text] I won’t kill anyone this week [text] unless they really annoy me [text] hey how about you pick me a new laptop and I can come visit and pick it up?

[text] I always thought you are joking when you talked about wanting to bench press a human. [text] Is that what you want down there for? To impress someone until they go out with you? [text] I CANT CUT MY INTAKE I WILL DIE FROM WITHDRAWAL DEREK I TOLD YOU [text] STOP BEING A DICK AND JUST FINALLY COME VISIT ME [text] I mean yeah - Kinda missing you and your judging over here..

[text] hey Stiles is exactly 150lbs he’s fantastic to use when I want to bench press something [text] he squirms a lot though [text] hey you’re the one who refuses to cut his caffeine intake, T [text] quit worrying you know I can heal from practically anything [text] I won’t kill anyone this week [text] unless they really annoy me [text] hey how about you pick me a new laptop and I can come visit and pick it up?

[text] I always thought you are joking when you talked about wanting to bench press a human. [text] Is that what you want down there for? To impress someone until they go out with you? [text] I CANT CUT MY INTAKE I WILL DIE FROM WITHDRAWAL DEREK I TOLD YOU [text] STOP BEING A DICK AND JUST FINALLY COME VISIT ME [text] I mean yeah - Kinda missing you and your judging over here..

[text] hey Stiles is exactly 150lbs he’s fantastic to use when I want to bench press something [text] he squirms a lot though [text] hey you’re the one who refuses to cut his caffeine intake, T [text] quit worrying you know I can heal from practically anything [text] I won’t kill anyone this week [text] unless they really annoy me [text] hey how about you pick me a new laptop and I can come visit and pick it up?

[text] I always thought you are joking when you talked about wanting to bench press a human. [text] Is that what you want down there for? To impress someone until they go out with you? [text] I CANT CUT MY INTAKE I WILL DIE FROM WITHDRAWAL DEREK I TOLD YOU [text] STOP BEING A DICK AND JUST FINALLY COME VISIT ME [text] I mean yeah - Kinda missing you and your judging over here..

[text] I also promised a friend of mine that I wouldn’t use him as a counterweight [text] broke that promise too [text] if and when I get a new laptop you will be allowed to debug it dude I promise [text] the smashing was completely unavoidable and irritating because dammit I had some high scores on spider solitaire [text] I haven’t killed anyone [text] today

[text] What are you even doing there? [text] I am seriously concerned! [text] AND YOU KNOW THATS NOT GOOD FOR ME [text] I keep forgetting everything by worrying about you. [text] I promise to help you with your future laptop as long as you don’t kill anyone this week. [text] Except if it is to safe your own life.

#derekwithblueeyes #I forgot the verse tag and i cant go look right now or it qwill delete the text again #thanks tumblr #but ill look for th enext one

@derekwithblueeyes

(text) You promised you wouldn't forget!

(text) and if you get a new laptop make sure ist safe, I dont want the government to -

( text) WHAT?!

(text) You didnt, did you?! I thought we were working on your temper!

exorcisethis-deactivated2018033

You can’t even insult me properly, shut up.

exorcisethis-deactivated2018033

W-why don’t you just go back to hell! Nobody wants you up here.

#exorcisethis

Shut up Tweek

#south park rp #indie rp #open indie rp #v: and it goes on

You shut up, you rude -- dick!

#exorcisethis

“ I m-mean - Even a-after years South P-park is just t-the same old d-dump. Some o-old fucking gah weird town.” He mumbles against the rim of his cup, staring out at the rising sun. It was too early to be outside, the streets almost completely empty - the only time for a bit of calm in South Park.

Cool. What’d you make?

Filled paprikas ? It’s all vegetarian though. But it has lots of cheese n stuff.

#wishlist #wants #inlovewithau #i want to do thiiis

notmyjeepyoucreep

Jyxie’s Plots:

Jurassic World - The aftermath

The big disaster of Jurassic World is chaos. For a whole day and night people are screaming, running, hiding until they can finally leave the Island. There are dead and injured everywhere and no one can keep a clear head.

So it’s no surprise when nobody really notices people left behind. They will be assumed dead, eaten by some creature or another.

Muse A had gotten the tickets to the Island from his friends and had been reluctant to go, paranoid enough but also a little child inside, unable to say no in the end. In the chaos they had gotten separated from their group and when they found their way back to the main area and port for the first time, everyone is already gone.

Muse B is a friend or lover of Muse A, and does anything they can to get on the troupe that searches some of the island weeks after the incident. It’s mostly just meant to give a general report and save some costly machines and important files, but Muse B will use all their skills to find Muse A, convinced that the other simply can’t be dead.

[ Gifs by macheteandpython ]

Yeah, sure.

G-good, that w-would be great!