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Kat 26 Dundee Nail polish General hilarity 💀🐶👽

[richardgoranski]

this is just. so fucking funny to me

[diet-soda]

bless Scottish twitter

[quinepeather]

ya fuckin space slice

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[isamaegreenleaf]

Last comment same thing. Sorry to the next person who sees this. I just can’t risk it. I have things I need to do before my life becomes hell. Lol

[nnfirnid]

man i fucking hate yall who tf put this up knowing damn well we all gonna reblog it im heated im really sick af bout this 

[modelinterrupted]

I don’t play that shit lol sorry

[latenightsugar]

WHyyyy

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

Sorry everyone

[just-jay25]

If only if only the woodpecker sighs the bark on the tree was as soft as the sky why the wolf waits below hungry and lonely he cries to the moon if only if only

[kixgbear]

Shiddd

[angiebkxo-deactivated20180626]

this post followed me to Facebook and im sooo annoyed!

[manynamedshe]

It’s been a MINUTE since I’ve seen Madame Zeroni, fr fr

[glamhoeour-deactivated20251207]

I HATE TUMBLR FKKKK SAKES

LMAOOOO

[venusians]

Not tryna fuck up any of my planetary Returns~

[andro-djinni-of-the-lamp]

I reblogged this yesterday but idc, I ain’t playing games with Madame Zeroni or Mama Kitt

[chocolatefantasy13-deactivated2]

😂😂

[honeybeeluck-deactivated2018101]

Madame Zeroni ain’t for play play

[imjustjason]

Fuck it, hope she bless me

[30thchamber-deactivated20190424]

But what if a nigga don’t reblog this and they great great great grand kid finds a treasure chest?🤔

[writefroot-deactivated20181124]

What year did this start? I’m always feels my like I have to reboot this

[groovychick-s]

not risking shitttt

[littlescorpion6]

The fuck, guys? I don’t even know who she is bur damn I’ve been cursed before so I ain’t risking

[happydaysandersen]

The fuck you mean you don’t know who she is?!

[siriuslycollins-blog]

she gets re-blogged on my dashboard at least once a week?

[royallyprincesslilly]

I live in fear of this post.

[barefeetinsoil]

This is the only chain post I reblog

[yesatlbrownsugar]

Every time I see this, I can’t pass it. This ain’t nothing to play with

[silasea]

“I know people who graduated college at 21, and didn’t get a salary job until they were 27. I know people who graduated at 25 and already had a salary job. I know people who have children and are single. I know people who are married and had to wait 8-10 years to be parents. I know people who are in a relationship and love someone else. I know people who love each other and aren’t together. There are people waiting to love and be loved. My point is, everything in life happens according to our time, our clock. You may look at your friends and some may seem to be ahead or behind you, but they’re not, they’re living according to the pace of their clock, so be patient. You’re not falling behind, it’s just not your time.”

— Julissa Loaiza (via bookgeekconfessions)

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[princessesfanarts]

By FDASuarez

[ithelpstodream]

[thedevilscub]

I don’t get presents for believing in myself tho….

[beysexuality]

Yes you do, it’s called treating yourself bitch!!!!

[thedevilscub]

[odin-n-out]

So finals have got me down and I’ve decided all I want for christmas is to be as happy as jeff goldblum in a multi-colored cat sweater

[odin-n-out]

We are….less than close to our goal…..

[odin-n-out]

WOOOOOOOOAAAAAHHH WE’RE HALFWAY THERE

[odin-n-out]

OH MY GOD

OH MY GOD

OH MY GOD

[odin-n-out]

Hey everyone I just want to say

We did it

[marmitewarlock]

Live your dreams 2k18

[barebackinq]

Marge Simpson woke up tamed her hair every day for the perfect beehive..she wore that DRESS honey waste snatched tiddies out elegant every day..had those BEADS bitch shined every day for ensure perfection! Marge Simpson, every day wakes up and thinks “here’s how I’m gonna gag the girls today” and slips on her icon red flats

[leftboob-enthusiast]

Okay so I bought a dress today (along with a pair of dark blue velvet pants they are great)

and it looks pretty normal, right?

WRONG

GREETINGS I HAVE COME TO LAY A CURSE UPON YOUR VILLAGE AND KISS ALL YOUR WOMEN

[dakterrible]

Lesbian Trickster Goddess

[leftboob-enthusiast]

Excuse me, that’s BISEXUAL Trickster Goddess, thank you very much

[logicaloveranalyst]

Represent

[just-shower-thoughts]

I’m not an early bird or a night owl… I’m some form of permanently exhausted pigeon.

[intangible-rice]

[patsymountindatardis]

Behind the scenes- part 1

[manthadoodle]

[mcavoy]

American Beauty dir. Sam Mendes

[vilus685-deactivated20200321]

From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)

[boredpanda]

[tastefullyoffensive]

Cats are adorable little jerks.