Sexy, Curvy, Drag Queen

The name is Tedi. I'm 27. I'm a bad ass up and coming drag queen based in Michigan. Find me on Instagram tedirhinestone.

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

where’s the pic of that guy’s tinder bio where he says something along the lines of “well i’m a fat fuck with a big truck. welcome to the shitshow.”

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

thanks. this is literally the best tinder bio ever

[maybeicouldhaveguessed]

Dustin definitely has a tiny penis.

[paypigbi]

i’m a paypig

mistress told me to send money to people because i don’t deserve it

ill pick a few people who reblog this post to send 1000€, i’ll post proof later today

[paypigbi]

Giving money away

Hey everyone, I’m giving a thousand away again, I’ll pick a random reblog, i really don’t want this money, it doesn’t make me happy and I’m hoping it’ll make someone else happy

Share the love and I’ll share my money

[tramite-il-cuore]

Guys its still going.

[glizzygaymer]

🤷🏼‍♂️

[maybeicouldhaveguessed]

I haven't used this profile in such a long time. So, here's a recent picture of me with my brother and me with Kameron Michael's. #beengonetoolong

[aquariia1-deactivated20140605]

the more I think about my past self the more I

[mogifire]

you awkward Audrey, you

[giirlgerms]

[bhujangan]

American sex ed is taught like Dolores Umbridge’s Defense of the Dark Arts class.

[billiondollarblog]

“Why would you need to know about sex? If you aren’t having it, there will be no need for protection”

[oldeststoryintheuniverse]

okay but this is the most accurate thing i’ve ever seen? amazing.

[manhood]

[annabelllewallis]

[dangerbabegang]

What to do if you suddenly find yourself homeless

FOOD

Find your nearest food bank or mission, for food

grocery stores with free samples, bakeries + stores with day-old bread

different fast food outlets have cheaper food and will generally let you hang out for a while.

some dollar stores carry food like cans of beans or fruit

SHELTER

Sleeping at beaches during the day is a good way to avoid suspicion and harassment

sleep with your bag strapped to you, so someone can’t steal it

Some churches offer short term residence

Find your nearest homeless shelter

Look for places that are open to the public

A large dumpster near a wall can often be moved so that flipping up the lids creates an angled shelter to stay dry

HYGIENE

A membership to the YMCA is usually only 10$, which has a shower, and sometimes laundry machines and lockers.

Public libraries have bathrooms you can use

Dollar stores carry low-end soaps and deodorant etc.

Wet wipes are all purpose and a life saver

Local beaches, go for a quick swim

Some truck stops have showers you can pay for

Staying clean is the best way to prevent disease, and potentially get a job to get back on your feet

Pack 7 pairs of socks/undies, 2 outfits, and one hooded rain jacket

OTHER

first aid kit

 sunscreen

 a travel alarm clock or watch

 mylar emergency blanket

 a backpack is a must

 downgrade your cellphone to a pay as you go with top-up cards

 sleeping bag

 travel kit of toothbrush, hair brush/comb, mirror

 swiss army knife

 can opener

[spork-of-humanity]

Reblog to literally save a life

[sandandglass]

[satyrical-prince]

SHE WINS💀

[maybeicouldhaveguessed]

Bitch was feeling it New Years Eve!

[angrybagel]

“NO HOMO” i scream at my dog Homo as he shits on the carpet 

[parks-and-recreation-department]

[sluttybitch2008]

every single scene from this show is on tumblr

[sirbenwyatt]

as it should be 

[confessionsofapawneecitizen]

Indeed.

[oscarwetnwilde]

[astro-vee]

I will never not reblog this.

[itchy-blankets]

when he asks if youre ready for anal after deepthroating him

[dicknurse]

oh my god