where’s the pic of that guy’s tinder bio where he says something along the lines of “well i’m a fat fuck with a big truck. welcome to the shitshow.”
thanks. this is literally the best tinder bio ever
Dustin definitely has a tiny penis.
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where’s the pic of that guy’s tinder bio where he says something along the lines of “well i’m a fat fuck with a big truck. welcome to the shitshow.”
thanks. this is literally the best tinder bio ever
Dustin definitely has a tiny penis.
i’m a paypig
mistress told me to send money to people because i don’t deserve it
ill pick a few people who reblog this post to send 1000€, i’ll post proof later today
Giving money away
Hey everyone, I’m giving a thousand away again, I’ll pick a random reblog, i really don’t want this money, it doesn’t make me happy and I’m hoping it’ll make someone else happy
Share the love and I’ll share my money
Guys its still going.
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I haven't used this profile in such a long time. So, here's a recent picture of me with my brother and me with Kameron Michael's. #beengonetoolong
the more I think about my past self the more I
you awkward Audrey, you
American sex ed is taught like Dolores Umbridge’s Defense of the Dark Arts class.
“Why would you need to know about sex? If you aren’t having it, there will be no need for protection”
okay but this is the most accurate thing i’ve ever seen? amazing.
What to do if you suddenly find yourself homeless
FOOD
Find your nearest food bank or mission, for food
grocery stores with free samples, bakeries + stores with day-old bread
different fast food outlets have cheaper food and will generally let you hang out for a while.
some dollar stores carry food like cans of beans or fruit
SHELTER
Sleeping at beaches during the day is a good way to avoid suspicion and harassment
sleep with your bag strapped to you, so someone can’t steal it
Some churches offer short term residence
Find your nearest homeless shelter
Look for places that are open to the public
A large dumpster near a wall can often be moved so that flipping up the lids creates an angled shelter to stay dry
HYGIENE
A membership to the YMCA is usually only 10$, which has a shower, and sometimes laundry machines and lockers.
Public libraries have bathrooms you can use
Dollar stores carry low-end soaps and deodorant etc.
Wet wipes are all purpose and a life saver
Local beaches, go for a quick swim
Some truck stops have showers you can pay for
Staying clean is the best way to prevent disease, and potentially get a job to get back on your feet
Pack 7 pairs of socks/undies, 2 outfits, and one hooded rain jacket
OTHER
first aid kit
sunscreen
a travel alarm clock or watch
mylar emergency blanket
a backpack is a must
downgrade your cellphone to a pay as you go with top-up cards
sleeping bag
travel kit of toothbrush, hair brush/comb, mirror
swiss army knife
can opener
Reblog to literally save a life
SHE WINS💀
Bitch was feeling it New Years Eve!
“NO HOMO” i scream at my dog Homo as he shits on the carpet
every single scene from this show is on tumblr
as it should be
Indeed.
I will never not reblog this.
when he asks if youre ready for anal after deepthroating him
oh my god