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[maybewren]

Yes my twitter is currently hacked.

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[maybewren]

I need to call the registration office for my university cuz I'm getting emails that I'm not enrolled but then I check my registration page and I'm enrolled??? Idk, I'm gonna throw up from anxiety.

[lesbianshepard]

on my "don't walk to metlife" post I kept seeing people say that drivers would "bergentruck" pedestrians on the turnpike and it turns out that that's a reference to an Undertale meme where a character purposefully runs over people, but the portion of the jersey turnpike that goes to metlife is bergen county, and I had just instantly accepted that there was a term specifically referring to jersey drivers from there. I didn't even question it. Neither would you, if you had ever driven there.

[lesbianshepard]

posters: if you try to walk on the jersey turnpike they will bergentruck you without hesitation.

me, unfamiliar with undertale memes, but familiar with driving through north jersey: fuckin yeah they will.

[sunny-possum-pal]

Who up mourning they dove 🕊💥

[smallyellowbutterfly]

As someone who was a fan if bug hunter and the narcissist cookbook completely independent of each other, i dont think i will ever again experience the euphoric high of finding out a) they're friends, b) they have a podcast together, and c) they went in tour together

[abidingphantom]

Thanks @theshitpostcalligrapher for the sweet calligraphy art of @narcissistcookbook's beautiful lyrics; and the classic taunt which takes center place at the moment. 😎

(Both pieces were gifts from @cyndersprocket so thanks to her as well!!)

[7evenam]

I’m going to k- *remembers the message of Good Morning Sunshine*…build a castle.

[jan-liliten]

op turned off reblogs but also i respect that they turned them off for a reason but i still want the post here so i removed their name

[petulantpony]

i’ve said it before but i wish vaginas didn’t cost money

[petulantpony]

you literally can not have a vagina without paying for it. vaginoplasty for some, period products for others, if you want to stop buying period products that’s gonna be expensive medicine or an expensive procedure, recovery from surgery requires time off work and vaginoplasty specifically requires money spent on dilators. our bodies shouldnt cost us this much on baseline. having a vagina shouldnt have such a hefty tax on it. it makes me feel like i’m in a fictional dystopia written for middle school classrooms when i think about it.

[maybewren]

Update: I did infact get called off for the night

[maybewren]

I know that today is only my second shift back, but I low-key hope I get called off cuz this thunder of an incoming storm is making me twitchy.

[lichen-bones]

A heron's wish, a sky full of fish

[minotauri]

sources say there are muscles in the back of my neck. and they want to kill me

[minotauri]

sources say there are muscles in the back of my neck. and they want to kill me

[maybewren]

I need to have the first words out of my mouth when someone mentions a problem to me to stop being "kill them" or "bomb them"

[maybewren]

Love the ominous thunder when I'm supposed to work in three hours

[npdclaraoswald]

A doll youtuber I watch has made a video about the history of Polly Pocket, and she's describing the plots of the dvd specials, one of which features an elderly woman named Ms. Throckmorton, and my reaction was