[squeakitties]

mario canyon break

[captain-price-returns]

oh no they’re going to start calling democrats the same thing they’ve been calling democrats for 20 years now

[hotvampireadjacent]

[thewellofastarael]

"Here’s a trick I learned during the Obama presidency for handling certain types of political labels. Take, as an example, the Tea Party claim that Obama is a Communist. Don’t take the word of the person making the claim (Tea Partiers). Don’t rely on the rebuttal of the target (Obama), because that will just be dismissed. Go to the group itself (Communists) and ask them. Ask an actual Communist if Obama is a comrade and see how they answer. Watch as they laugh at you, then explain in great detail how they wish there was a Communist in the White House, but here’s a long and exhaustive list of why that just isn’t so. Now apply this logic to the claim that Hillary is pretty much the same as a Republican. Ask an actual Republican if they think Hillary Clinton is one of them. Watch them laugh, and then explain in the same exhausting detail why that just isn’t so. Some of them might concede that she’s better than Trump, but that’s not the same thing. Finally, go ask a White Supremacist if Trump is one of them. As they excitedly explain how Trump is the guy they’ve been waiting for all these years, and how he’s really empowered their movement, use this to guide how you will be voting in November."

Source: a 2016 facebook posts by Craig Enan, since then deleted (OG link here)

[rexhistoria]

people act like this college shit is hard but i used AI to generate me a medical license and have bee ndoing surgery on newborns for 6 months

[earthmovers]

[otrebot]

Growing pains

[morgan-the-lonely-brick]

Tiny puppy want a snack (canary melon)

She was quite large for a local paper wasp ! And incredibly cute, I love her little mlem mlem mlem mlem. Also, not featured in the video but was present for a fleeting stressful moment during the recording, a Vespula vulgaris.

She was pretty aggressively diving at the paper wasp and I had to seperate them quickly so neither them nor I would get hurt. They're both chill on their own but don't get along with eachother, at least not in our garden.

Here is the paper wasp grooming to destress right after the confrontation.

Anyway after that she had some more canary melon juice and flew off <3

[jabberding0]

tree grafting techniques

[flower-crowns-and-combat-boots]

[dragon-liker-zzyr]

Dragon magic so potent that using their fire at full strength causes uncontrolled transformation of the body.

The effects are temporary, but incredibly painful; limbs breaking into multiples as vertibrae split and grow to accommodate new length. The dragon's body distending and flexing and lengthening to contain the sheer amount of power they are inhaling. So much that even before fire escapes their maw you can see it lighting up their veins, pulsing brighter with each heartbeat as their wings separate into two, four, eight. Gill-like segments open along their back and neck with the sickening sound of tearing flesh, leaking viscous blood as they vent excess heat. Those same vents closing back in all at once as the fire-glow fills their throat with the deep orange-red reserved for molten earth, silhouetteing new bones formed in their neck to reinforce against the pressure, heralding the instant before release.

After the coalescence of so much magic at once, a dragon's breath will be not so much fire as annihilation incarnate. Faced down with such draconic rage, one can only pray to the gods; there is no mortal power that could save you.

[nyanletnest]

bwaow

[lickingandsuckingchristmascoins]

hey, just letting you know - the ai pomni chun li foot fetish gooning video you reblogged is bad

why

[onemillionfurries]

[vampigeon]

It's as good a theory for all this nonsense as anything else I've seen.

[witchpassing]

i refitted my doll with a non-articulating faceplate and now when it wants to bite me it just presses its face into my side and makes these stupid muffled whines

[lemon-labia]

polyamory is awesome you can tell your girlfriend about your crush

[kawaiiboushi]

[echoriptera]

The thing I love about blues design in deltarune is that they made a black-coded feminine man, which already doesn’t happen a lot, but also was completely unapologetic and unhesitant in giving him black and racialized and masculine features, and that it doesn’t take away from his femininity and beauty. he’s got a strong jaw, he’s got locs, he’s got broad shoulders, he’s got thick eyebrows, and he’s still drop dead gorgeous and is treated as such and is never made to seem otherwise

so often feminine men are solely depicted as white or white passing, and are stripped of their more masculine features in order to seem beautiful or feminine, or their masculinity are at odds with their femininity, which can perpetuate traditional gender roles, racism, and even transphobia and transmisogyny.

in reality femininity and masculinity aren’t competing opposites, but go hand and hand, and same is the case with blackness and beauty

blue isn’t beautiful in spite of his blackness or masculinity, but rather because of it, and I think that’s delightful

[were--ralph]

Twitch now uses your channel to train generative AI by default.

Opt out here, you're opted in by default

ALT

[yokowan]

discord, an application with no regard for your storage with a cache size that regularly balloons into many gigabytes, still has not figured out how to store thumbnails for your saved gifs, forcing you to sit there and wait for each one to slowly load over the network like it's 1990. bravissimo. no other app like it.

[truenoodle]

ozempic crisis