[squeakitties]

mario canyon break

[everybody-loves-to-eat]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[extrathicccarlwheezer]

the gif is even funnier

[aphractal2]

light goes green and your dog goes sprinting off

im gonna make a whole Cerberus post now

[pmamtraveller]

close-up of a whale's eye, captured by photographer Rachel Moore.

[animeseinfeld]

Your name is DRACULA. You enjoy DRINKING BLOOD and SMOKING THE WEED! Ha ha ha! You are DRACULA!

[nikonikonek000]

[samiadalwulf]

[brynnamonroll]

I'm so endeared by the French term for a stray cat being "chat errant." This implies the existence of a stray knight. Or that a chat errant is searching for noble purpose.

[squeakitties]

plural librarian who calls themselves the dewey decimal system

[wolpatinga]

@deweydecimal-system

[deweydecimal-system]

hey a post about me!

[squeakitties]

[cultofthorns]

thinking a lot about ultrakill crossovers, namely with risk of rain 2 atm. setting this machine upon the petrichor V ecosystem and watching it decimate the wildlife

sketches with items labeled under cut!

[selfpoweredoxygenmachine]

theres a lot of different opinions on new leaf vs new horizons but i will say you kind of cannot overlook that new horizons lets you be black

[selfpoweredoxygenmachine]

i miss a lot of new leaf stuff too but like . you cannot be black in new leaf . i dont think this should be considered one bullet point in a list of pros and cons it should at least be underlined and circled like ' you cannot be black in new leaf ' is a major issue

[rabbitkinglune777]

transgender furry fashion

(he/him for Hitch the brown mouse)

(she/her for Hitomi the grey cat)

[basi-boy]

this video has been the last hinge holding me together for weeks now. I need to watch it once a day or I'll start disintegrating

[mondengel2]

Translated it with the duckduckgo translator for fun to do more than just vaguely understand it. The lyrics are as delightful as I expected:

hupfe auf dem Bauch denn ich hab uber gewicht

I jump on my stomach because I'm overweight

Fett fett fett fett fett

Fat fat fat fat fat

weniger essen aber lust hab ich nicht

I could eat less but I don't feel like it

Nah-ah

Nu-uh

egal was es gibt ich esse jedes gericht

No matter what there is I eat every dish

oh lecker

Oh delicious

ich glaube niche an das was diat mir verspricht

I don't believe in what diets promise me

ich bleib fett

I stay fat

hmmmm schmacko-fatz

(possibly slang since it didn't translate that, but I get the idea)

ich bleib fett

I stay fat

[enki2]

[feefal]

Gold, Silver, and Bronze!🥇🥈🥉

Now as sisters and with a complex sibling dynamic.

[feefal]

did you know 24k gold is so soft you can scratch it with a fingernail? Because bronze knows

[hesperocyon-lesbian]

I’m not going to stop sharing info about Mark Pittman, the judge who denied the Prairieland anti ICE protesters the right to a fair trial and railroaded a trans woman into a 50 year sentence in men’s prison

[hesperocyon-lesbian]

[hesperocyon-lesbian]

Reminder that tumblr might nuke me for this post so save these preemptively