olive

just a chilled girl having fun doing life (taking meds and reblogging every post in sight) sending a long-distance forehead kiss to maya mistermoat

[rubbrcat]

[derovalfnolem]

what if u asked for pita bread at a restaurant and the waiter said is lois bread okay

[circeswhore]

When you make love potions, you have to add the thing where they turn whatever they’re added to bright magenta and give off pink vapour in the shape of little hearts. Love potions don’t do that on their own when you make them. It’s like how they have to add smells to natural gas in case there’s a leak. The high magic council is really strict about this

[circeswhore]

To be clear the high magic council isn’t really concerned about public safety they just think it’s cooler when love potions do this shit

[crimecommitter420-deactivated20]

London mutuals what is there to do that’s cheap and not alcohol based?

[cyberracist-deactivated20240805]

bongs at croydon

[nutsacktorturer]

there’s a bloke at clappham common who will suck your dick for £4.50 hell even play with your balls for an extra quid

[crimecommitter420-deactivated20]

I have 0 desire to meet you let alone give you money

[nutsacktorturer]

£3.50?

[robertfagden]

people with adhd when something reminds them of something else

[dogpuppy]

[flipchild]

[shirtsthatgohard]

[grox]

An olive oil tanker crashed in the gulf and instead of doing dawn dishsoap rescues all the good samaritans came down to promptly capture and pan fry all the baby seabirds

[triangleguy]

started watching this recently i understand this post now

[weepyemperor]

Going no contact with yourself

[crystalfountain]

[tall]

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[gunsandfireandshit]

[lesbx]

Truly pushing the limits of the special skyrim edition with this stupid sexy goblin i’ve been handcrafting from scratch with an untoddly amount of mods

[lesbx]

ive done things with the character sliders that would make todd howartd tremble and throw up. this is gobrielle. shes built like midna on purpose and it fucks up any outfit she wears so badly. she dies in one hit to everything

[lesbx]

this is the butterface base default model for this character mod btw. this is what i transgoblified her from

[lesbx]

you made me accidentally say the sentence 'i unethically bred this goblin' to my gf irl. these are the real life consequences of the internet