Oh my ears and whiskers!

"...EAT HOT CARROTS!" [ slightly au rp blog for lorina dodson, the white rabbit. ]

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old money

you're entirely bonkers. but i'll tell you a secret. all the best people are. [ independent lorina...

[lilnanopimps-blog]

I’m not a prude. Do you talk to every stranger about sex? I’m not looking for temporary company, lady.

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Just the ones who look like that's what they're into. I don't want your company either. It'd be weird, with a capital W, I'd be your beard.

[lilnanopimps-blog]

I don’t want to talk about sex.

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It's just a question, don't be a prude.

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[ Goddie assumes a scoffish posture, trying to copy what he’s seen Brandon, and even O’Grady, do.

Goddie is not good at being mean. ]

— If I thought you wwere a clown… Then it’s obviously not good.

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No, if you thought I was a clown, then it's obvious you are an imbecile! [ she sticks her tongue out at him ] Imbecile!

[lilnanopimps-blog]

What?! Into what?

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The scene. You know, that one. No judgement, honest. Carroll knows I'm into some things it's not appropriate to talk about, too.

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…

[ Goddie is offended. ]

I don’t want to look like a clown.

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[ she scoffs. like four times. and looks extremely offended. ]

My makeup is based on the White Rabbit from Alice in Wonderland and is extremely thematic and appropriate given my persona as the White Rabbit. Therefore, I am not a clown, nor do I look like one. It is literary genius, it is art.

[lilnanopimps-blog]

Sometimes. 

[mayhavehadasilverspoonarchive]

So, then...what do you do, Mr. Not Biker? Are you, you know? Into that.

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goddismemberingthemselves 

You should wear makeup like me, it'd make you look really cool!

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lilnanopimps 

Those are really dark, tight pants. Are you a biker?

[kalozhangya]

That’s admirable, I’d love to adopt children someday, too.

What’s his name? Uh, what’s yours, for the matter?

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I'm Lorina Dodson and my son is Charles, but I call him Charlie. We're very happy to meet you!

[kalozhangya]

Sorry if I stared, wasn’t my intention. You have an adorable kid.

[mayhavehadasilverspoonarchive]

I know! I found him in an alley, so I decided he needed loving parents and now I'm his legal guardian.

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kalozhangya 

Can we help you?

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no, but hear me out on this

mallory book didn’t have a freaking heart until she got in a relationship with awesome andy, then she was just the ‘woman that cheated/left awesome andy’ after she started dating matthew cowboy ‘two guns’ lawyer of the wrong century supreme

but somewhere in that mix her whole goal in life was apparently to give jen a hard time, degrade her to nothing but muscle and firm lackey/babysitter, and then force the firm towards the direction of defending villains, never actually respecting people the whole way until she became a partial owner of the firm

she was even a dick when she was in a wheelchair after being saved. when she was walking again, she didn’t even give a damn thanks

the most good thing she did right was bail jen out of jail and defended her briefly as jen’s attorney

mallory book was into some shit.

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what a heartless woman

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Heeey! I'm fun-loving too!

Fun-loving people are great! You’re great!

[yellowskinnedwackyman]

Hey, I’m down to clown! ..Excuse the expression.

[mayhavehadasilverspoonarchive]

It's alright! Clowns can be fun too!

[crosshaired]

I’m both.

[mayhavehadasilverspoonarchive]

That must be really fun.

The most "psychotic" thing I've ever done is shoot two buildings when Spider-Man called me mean names, but... [ shrugs ] I don't think that counts.

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Heeey! I'm fun-loving too!

Fun-loving people are great! You’re great!

[yellowskinnedwackyman]

Awwww, G’wan! *shuffles his foot*

[mayhavehadasilverspoonarchive]

Really! Oh, you should come to one of my parties! Lots of fun, honest.

[mayhavehadasilverspoonarchive]

Heeey! I'm fun-loving too!

Fun-loving people are great! You're great!