IDK

idk = im donkey kong 21 | Australian | D.L. ❣

[niknak79]

[typicaltaurus-deactivated201609]

What level did ur dog learn flamethrower

[beautifulgodzilla]

I need volunteers

[adelstotle-deactivated20151018]

For what?

[beautifulgodzilla]

I’m going to the airport wearing an expensive black dress with a diamond necklace and glasses of champagne in both hands, waltzing through, casually reminding my chauffeur to haul my bags in for me. I need 4-5 attractive people (race+gender doesn’t matter) wearing clothes that are not better than mine, and cool sunglasses begging me not to leave, on their knees, barely grasping my dress because they want me to stay but at the same time they know the dress is worth more than anything they can ever afford. Turning around every so slightly and almost spilling, but not quite all the way there, my champagne, I’ll laugh and say quite loudly, “darlings I have to visit my ACTUAL husband!”

[kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd]

how do i get in on this

[dasfreefree]

i couldn’t make this up even if i tried

[writing-prompt-s]

You swerve to avoid a squirrel. Unknown to you, the squirrel pledges a life debt to you. In your darkest hour, the squirrel arrives.

[sexindielovess-blog]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[onlytwitterpics]

[revolutaire]

there was like a panic every 20-30 years tf 19th century get your shit together

[upper-casey]

I have a panic every 20-30 minutes so no judgement

[andreii-tarkovsky]

[rlmjob]

hipster blogs be like

[sandandglass]

[teenscoolest]

[funny-pictures-uk-deactivated20]

[reeddacted]

when you hate someone but they’re still really cute

[obsessivebiscuit]

go find u a friend like this

[fag]

[shewillfeatdrake]