MayLovesSeph

[red-garden]

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

[stellarseph]

Holy shit I'm using this to explain executive dysfunction from now on

[maymay1313]

"kiss girlfriend" is a cantrip too so I'm safe

[cilantrhoes]

[maymay1313]

does life get better than when your hot lesbian girlfriend makes you coffee with her fancy espresso maker while not wearing pants

#yes when she becomes your hot lesbian wife

[maymay1313]

now she's sitting at the kitchen table drinking rum and coke in a miniskirt and bra

#life got even better

[stellarseph]

Surely this couldn't be referring to me

[maymay1313]

it is!!! you're my hot lesbian gf!!!!!

#life is perfect

[maymay1313]

does life get better than when your hot lesbian girlfriend makes you coffee with her fancy espresso maker while not wearing pants

#yes when she becomes your hot lesbian wife

[maymay1313]

now she's sitting at the kitchen table drinking rum and coke in a miniskirt and bra

#life got even better

[maymay1313]

does life get better than when your hot lesbian girlfriend makes you coffee with her fancy espresso maker while not wearing pants

#yes when she becomes your hot lesbian wife

[devilcat3d]

you can literally be nice to girls who are having a bad day and compliment them and hug them tightly. does anyone know this

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

[maymay1313]

I miss my girlfriend why is pookie not here

arms empty heart broken eyes teary

this is so homophobic and it's pride month too!!

what the heck

[maymay1313]

@stellarseph is my favourite content creator on Tumblr and I love her very much and one day I am going to marry her