Rat Man’s Cave Of Wonders

Jinx Unhinged They/he 21

[summer-oil]

forced caretaking as a trope i think is like cocaine to people who know they need to be taken care of but have mental blocks in the way like yeah please do gently force me into a state of vulnerability so my body learns it is a safe thing to feel around you

[i-am-a-fish]

I love carbonation I love carbonation, I love carbonation I like it when the beverage fights back

[brain-wyrm]

"ugh forced marriage? this plot is so toxic"

That's the kink

"they can barely/can't control themself from ravishing their partner? How is that portrayed as ROMANTIC??"

That's the kink

"why is the plot so fixated on how tiny the main character is compared to the love interest?"

Grisps your shoulders so firmly

Buddy you're not gonna believe this

[redstonedust]

love wearing all black in public i hope no large gaseous heat emitting orb in the sky comes along and makes my day worse

[prokopetz]

You are an unreliable narrator because your coping mechanisms for your deep-seated trauma forbid you from acknowledging the reality of the situation. I am an unreliable narrator because I sincerely have no idea what the fuck is going on.

[maynardotheratman]

Quality time is my love language and I mean that in the truest sense of the word.

To me nothing screams “you are important to me,” more than just wanting to exist in each others presence without expectations.

And we don’t have to talk or do anything.

Your folding laundry? I’ll sit on the floor and help.

You need to catch up on homework? Cool! I’ll bring my laptop too.

You need to take a nap? That’s fine. I can stick around until you wake up.

Intentionally seeking out your presence is how I show you I care.

[wandaslovey]

natasha coded btw

[maynardotheratman]

I need her to do this to me

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

every child should have a specific stuffed animal/toy that they develop an antagonistic relationship with

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

some of my most significant core memories involved getting into heated arguments with the furby who lived in my closet. essential component of my pre-teen character development. necessary anguish

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

sometimes small children will inflict years of torment & waterboarding on their victims before burying them in an unmarked concrete grave, that's just part of growing up

[depsidase]

[norwayromanoff]

being between natasha romanoff's thighs would heal me btw

[enbaluka-tokyo-drift]

[mysillydragonhoard]

*walks up to lesbian couple* So, which one of you is the sacrificial lamb, who must die and be deified beyond recognition, and which one the scapegoat, forced to live to bear the weight of sin?

[antlerqueen404]

Travis is better than me. The moment Shauna brought up Javi like that, I'd bring up her baby. Now we're both upset

[soberscientistlife]

[littledoggy-girlcollar]

some of you have GOT to get comfortable with lying and situational morality and i'm not kidding

[dungeonmastersconsortium]

"I don't have a choice, I'm just following orders"

Have you considered smoking one (1) joint?

[lotsel]

tired of lesbian shows and movies where they braid eachothers hair and like play ukulele or some bullshit when do they turn evil and start trying to kill eachother

[maynardotheratman]

Yellow Jackets does both

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Me, tears streaming down my face, sobbing, as I stare at the stars: it’s just so beautiful

The medieval peasant I went back in time to give a bag of Doritos to, concerned: what terrible and powerful sorcerers they must have in your age, to be able to veil the vault of heaven itself from view, as you say

Me, sniffling: I didn’t realize, I can’t, it’s so much, I, I… are the chips good, at least?

Medieval peasant, trying to make me feel better: they’re… magical, strange traveler