Out of Order, But Still In Orbit

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[mayramaiden]

Finally deleted Instagram and Facebook

[beardedmrbean]

You 100% need to have the sound on

Utah's Hogle Zoo

[recess-is-in]

Cat Furious at You for Singing Made-Up Song About Her

In a story developing out of Chicago, your cat is reportedly furious following an incident in which you sang a little made-up song about her

[beardedmrbean]

lol

[3000s]

forget it.

[johnwaynegayscene]

[sumrot]

[aranock]

This is good advice, but also why this picture?

[biglawbear]

It’s hard for two horses to be intimate when there’s an erupting volcano nearby. What’s not clicking

[funnytwittertweets]

[vacuously-true]

Fieri

[plasmalogical]

sometimes ill go “hey… hey” at my dog until she calms down and looks at me and then ill tell her “smoke weed every day” and she goes wild. idk what she thinks it means

[high-quality-tiktoks]

the world is DIFFERENT now. Our educational standards, like it or not, need to evolve with the kids. They can’t do nothing, but we ALSO shouldn’t be working them past their limits. Give them a break.

[popsunner]

Was just informed by my mom that I do in fact have ADHD and the reason I thought I didn’t was because ever since I was seven whenever I got super energetic my mom would have me go chop wood so now when I’m feeling The ADHD I go chop wood and I thought it was just some sort of routine I started when I was little and wanted to blow off steam

[popsunner]

I’d also like to point out that my sister has a really hard time staying present (I can’t remember the term because we’ve always called it Tethered at my house) and whenever she’s feeling Untethered my mom has her knead bread and make syrup because they’re repetitive and easy things to do that ground her

[popsunner]

Now that I’m thinking about it- my brother has days where he doesn’t talk and doesn’t eat unless he’s prompted, and on those days my mom sits him down in the fish pond in the backyard and plays Mozart and because he’s so used to that being his wake up he always comes back in after like an hour rambling about random things

[popsunner]

Oh yeah and when it rains my mom has a required hour where we all have to go outside and run around and whoever finds the most worms for the garden wins and then we go inside and my mom makes us tea and we watch Studio Ghibli movies

[popsunner]

Wait!!! When one of us has a bad day at school we make a fire in the backyard and roast homemade sausages and my mom tells us stories until we laugh and then she tucks is in bed like we’re five again and sings us songs

[popsunner]

Uh.... wait guys is my mom a witch raising a bunch of fae kids hold on-

[eldritch-eternity]

“I didn’t know I had adhd because my mom gave me such an effective coping mechanism” is such a high bar to clear and she soared over it like a space-plane.

[whizpurr]

[tikkety-tok]

He finally got to meet him!

[an-alarming-number-of-bees]

I can't believe he got half the cast of Oblivion in one video.

[an-alarming-number-of-bees]

I wasn't kidding.

[petitworld]

[via]

[neverlvnd]

X

[k1mkardashian]

Coi Leray by Charlotte Rutherford for Paper Mag

[philkoch]

“Snow Flowers” Horizons by Phil Koch, turning landscapes in to natural portraits. http://phil-koch.artistwebsites.com/

[high-quality-tiktoks]

[ursulaklegun-deactivated2024122]

To this day it blows my mind that when Naoko Takeuchi and Yoshihiro Togashi started dating, Togashi looked haggard to the point where he told an assistant that police regularly stopped him on the street for looking “suspicious”. And Ferrari-driving, couture-wearing Naoko still gave him a chance. The man was swimming in a pile of trash

looking like THIS

And he still married THIS WOMAN

His personality must be great

[ursulaklegun-deactivated2024122]

@nightstitcher that picture never fails to kill me. Like...the scene in hxh greed island arc with the trash...that was real...

[thecrow1994]

Her taste is exquisite to say the least

[techromancer1179]

question: would you be mad if there were still giant insects

no. i think that would whip ass actually

[techromancer1179]