Queen of the TurtleRegime

A decade and one year ago, the start of our assembly appeared at the corner of my lawn. 'Twas the dawn of a new day. Since then, by the fate of the gods, we have grown in number and await the day of our rule to be known. It will come, slowly but surely, we will have our glory! Till then... this is our story.

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

[arodomon-deactivated20230518]

[best-of-memes]

Rich people showers

[officialkeikoandgilly]

[labyrinth-runner]

reblogging for that gif

[immenseheadaches]

i’m sorry i couldn’t help myself 

[laterovaries-deactivated2017022]

Not gonna not reblog this….

[atomskdluffy]

The drawings are a necessary addition. (Gargle shower and fireplace showers still best)

[mr-prism]

*muffled screams*

[sunnyddlgblog]

I had to

[mixymaxymash-blog]

Why are these showers prettier than I am jeezes heck

[rickriordanrevamp]

Y’all rich bitches sleeping on this gem

[kakushimiko]

I’ve been looking for this post for so long!!!

[mayrinthecat]

2nd cake this week, and it's only Wednesday?! Feeling nothing but love!! #bakergirl #pineappleupsidedown #pineapple #cheesecake #homemade #thicccakes #letmetemptya #somethinggood https://www.instagram.com/p/BtjFZYunbaf/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=i9wwb4ery83j

[mayrinthecat]

My semi successful and failed attempts at capturing the Super Wolf Blood Moon Eclipse tonight. My fingers, legs, and face are so frozen... Send help. #superwolfbloodmoon #superwolfbloodmoontotallunereclipse2019 #superwolfbloodmooneclipse #lunareclipse #2019 #socold #itried https://www.instagram.com/p/Bs4nrWZAIqh/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1xdqw6qn4s5kf

[mayrinthecat]

Custom order: Peanut Butter Cheesecake with a Jelly Drizzle and alternating PB&J frosting for decoration! The best part is that they loved it! #bakergirl #cheesecake #pbj #peanutbutterlovers #jellylovers #whatanexperience😍 #thicccakes https://www.instagram.com/p/BsefihsggBu/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1nemkg0dxschb

[queenstylinsxn]

Reblog if you’re bisexual, support bisexual people or are actually a bunch of tiny velociraptors in a human suit

[copperbadge]

I do support bisexual people but the main reason I’m reblogging this is that I thought it read “Relax if you’re bisexual” and I was like yes. Bisexuals. Get yourself a nice hot drink, put your feet up. Have a good day. 

[veggiefoodpronz]

Vegan (oil-free) strawberry cheesecake | Recipe from Lazy Cat Kitchen

[zoeatery]

Raw blueberry cheesecake :) 

Base:

½ cup raw pecans

½ cup almond flour

2 pitted Medjool dates

2 tbsp coconut oil

1 tsp cinnamon

¼ tsp salt

Filling:

2 cups raw cashews, soaked for a few hours

1 ½ cups blueberries, thawed, ½ cup raspberries, thawed

½ cup maple syrup

1 ½ tsp lemon juice

Instructions

   1.  Grease a 6” springform pan with coconut oil or line with parchment paper greased with coconut oil.

Add the base ingredients to a food processor or high-powered blender and mix until it forms a sticky dough. Press the dough evenly into the prepared pan.

Combine all of the filling ingredients except for the blueberries and blend until the mixture is silky smooth. Set aside a portion of this raspberry mixture for the raspberry swirl (about ½ cup). Add in blueberries and mix until smooth. Adjust sweetness/tartness/spice levels of the mixture to taste.

Pour the filling into the pan over the crust. Place in the freezer until completely firm. Swirl on top raspberry mixture then put it back in the freezer until this layer also becomes firm before serving. It helps to run your knife under hot water (then dry with a toilette) before cutting the cheesecake

Serve frozen or thawed at room temperature for 10-15 minutes before serving. Store in the freezer for up to 2 weeks!

[mayrinthecat]

Just want to fade away like smoke. . . . . . . . #butimstillhere #itsdarkinside #artsygirl #hotgluecrafts #apologyart #moderngeometricart #inprogress #avoidancecoping https://www.instagram.com/p/BrMoISJAkpm/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1vavuzf4el7is

[mayrinthecat]

Loneliness when surrounded by other people is more upsetting than loneliness by yourself. I would rather be by myself so I have a reason to feel so alone. But we can't always have what we want. It seems an unexpected dip in this pool called depression swept me off my feet and I can't swim. I can only reach for temporary distractions to help pull me out of a sand pit. I hope it works. https://www.instagram.com/p/BppXaYDgAOB/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=746yoasnokma

[mayrinthecat]

When you get back into doodling and you're proud of yourself. #turtle #seaturtle #space #doodle #doodling #fabercastell #ink #possiblefirsttattoo #justspeculating #dontfreakout #turtleinspace #mine #imadethis https://www.instagram.com/p/BVlZnQ6DmN6/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=2rua45bxwsad

[mayrinthecat]

My precious little soul. Always curious, Always hungry, Forever holds my heart. #miimii #millenniumearl #painting #centerpieces #minorsetbacks #ornateboxturtle #turtle #mysoul #mybestfriend #cutie #adorable #project #progress #masegomusic

[mayrinthecat]

[mayrinthecat]

Adding the succulent babies to my centerpieces as the cherry on top is so satisfying. I'm excited to get them all done within the next two weeks! 😃 #artsygirl #updates #restaurantdecor #madebyme #mybrainchild #madereality #imkindacoolsometimes #succulents #craftygirl (at La Fiesta Nixa Mexican Restaurant)

[mayrinthecat]

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Speedy is practicing his diving for the Summer Turtlympics... Keep practicing buddy. #ninjaturtle #boxturtle #speedy #whatagoofball #diving #testingthewaters

[mayrinthecat]

Double Jeopardy! The worst feeling... is being a nuisance for caring too much and feeling like you don't have any close friends that genuinely care enough for you to go to when feeling this way because you've distanced yourself from so many people in order to not be a nuisance to them because you know that you care too much. What is, Avoidance Personality Disorder for 600?

[mayrinthecat]

Love, turtles, and good-vibes this year. We're growing patience and tranquility from within and sticking with the same motto: Spread love and kindness my dears 💕🐢😸 (at Curled up under My Covers.)