Mayungi

NOOT NOOT

[kryptonavatar]

He is coming….

[kavesinisukka]

English: It fits like a glove. Spanish: It fits like a ring on the finger. Italian: It fits like shoes painted on with a brush.

Finnish: It fits like  a . FiST.   iN.   the  EYe .   (ง'̀-‘́)ง

[movedtokajagoogooo-deactivated2]

WHY DID THE FISH KID ASK THAT THO

[joey-wheeler-official]

this is the funniest thing that has happened in spngebob since season 3

[captioned-miscellaneous-videos]

[jazzy music playing and fish murmuring as Spongebob walks by]

Young fish: “Is that my daddy?”

Mom fish: [dreamingly] “I wish!”

Person recording: [loudly] “What the fuck?!”

[snoopingasusualisee]

Collection

[fakehistory]

November 1932, technically….

[just-shower-thoughts]

Glasses are one of the few items people in real life “equip” and it increases your “stats” VISION +20

[byeyallimmovingblogs-deactivate]

oh?

Oh??

OH??

OH???

ROCKS ROCKS ROCKS RCOK COS ROCKS OTSOCK TOCKS

[softlonelyprince]

you’re so fucking lucky, i keep getting ads about dental implants

[just-shower-thoughts]

Fish jerky is the ultimate insult to fish. First you take the fish out of the water, then you take the water out of the fish

[veryfunnymemes]

[sunnyandpositive]

These are the most beautiful libraries in the world. 📚📖

[congalineofdurin]

Hi the way people raise boy and girl children differently is DISGUSTING, I just learned that my mtf friend has never been bought a stuffed animal ONCE in her entire life???? this princess has NEVER had a teddy bear in her bed???

Long story short it is 9pm and I am furiously driving to fucking Target bc the first store didnt have any that were good enough I am

SO MAD RN

[congalineofdurin]

she’s letting me take her to build a bear and I am so excited

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

what a damn excellent post

[normal-horoscopes]

RAGE ONLY MAKES LOVE HARDER TO STOP

[residentgoodgirl]

[thelovelybones124-deactivated20]

I am so proud of him. I love Terry so much. He is doing what other men are too afraid to do he is really risking so much by doing this.

[anexperimentallife]

https://www.crowdrise.com/o/en/campaign/chicago-coalition-for-the-homeless1

[pr1nceshawn]

Sholom Ber Solomon & His Daughter Zoe.

[samcahntent]

This is goddamn adorable

[darkshrimpemotions]

Just imagine being Zoe one day when someone asks to see her baby pictures.

[fromchaostocosmos]

based on his name I’m pretty confident in saying that he is Jewish which means that odds are at 99% this pics will be a slideshow at her Bat-Mitzvah

[porterr-robinson]

[catlips001]

Donald: “Phew. The snow storm can’t get us here..

A- ”

[ben-yatta]

someone mentioned that subtitles are a must because of donald and theyre honestly not wrong

[notlikingbestgirl]

Anime is still a mistake

[gaycop]

anyone else horny as fuck right now

[summoningraziel]

Literally what the fuck

[seghs24]

Me: Haha wow she can jump pretty high

Me, five seconds later:

[justbadpuns]

MY GOD