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To avoid the inevitable clogging of this blog, I figured I'd make a master post of somekind... So, ello! I'm H.L. Valentine, though whatever's fine. (I don't know what goes on in my legal papers either) Welcome to my humble manhole here on Tumblr.com where I shout into the void, type out needlessly long whatevers, occasionally draw, and nerd out about stuff I like.
Why didn't God give me a cool breed of autism what the hell is this squealing at the sight of cool birds bullshite
18th Century Writing Resources
Because I’ve had these in my bookmarks for a while and I thought it was high time I get a little more organized.
Makeup
Historically Accurate Marie Antoinette Makeup Tutorial
Hairstyles and Makeup
The “Toilette” in 18th Century England
Makeup and Lead Poisoning
Makeup in the 18th Century
Fashion
Glorious Historical Costuming Blog
Men’s Hats
18 Century Undergarments
More Clothes (Includes sections for men, women, and children)
Clothing of the Upper Class
Accessories
Wigs and Hats
Crime
Highly frequented locations
Highwaymen
Organized Crime
Rising Crime Rates
Pick-pocketing and Petty Theft
Counterfeiting
Smuggling
Gambling
Prostitution
Punishments for Various Crimes
Crime and Punishment
Crime in Popular Culture
Children
Children’s Toys, Dolls, and Games
Children’s Education
Children’s Literature
Upper-class children: Girls, Boys
Lower-class children: Girls, Boys
Women
Female Journalism
Women Writers
Women’s Emotions
Life as a Woman Interactive Quiz
More on Life as a Woman
Gender Expectations
Motherhood
Rebellious Women (Info on pirates, entrepreneurs, writers, promiscuity, and the lives of black women)
Entertainment
Mass Entertainment
Tea Ceremonies and Porcelain
Blood Sports
Violence in 18th Century Entertainment (Public execution, cockfighting, boxing, etc.)
Masquerade Balls
Leisure Activities
Fairs
Theater Culture
More on Theater
Print Culture
Shopping
Food and Drink
Alcohol
Cultural Rules for Dining in England
A Three Course Dinner for Ten (Comes with recipes!)
1700s Food
Romance
Courtship
More on Courtship
Marriage (And Married Life)
England’s Gay Community (Site’s color scheme is pretty hideous; prepare for some eye bleeding)
The Gay Underworld (Molly houses and pickups)
Lesbianism
The Lower Class
Servant Life:
Female
Male
The Lady’s Maid Position
A Day in the Life of a Lady’s Maid
The Servant Hierarchy
Poverty and Crime
Vagabonds and Beggars
Misc.
18th Century Etiquette (Contains brief sections on behavior, fashion, theater, military, social hierarchy, and marriage)
English Social Structure
Mid 17th to Early 18th Century Aristocrats and Self Defense
Colonial Occupations
Hospitals
18th Century Language (Greetings, forms of address, etc)
Finances in England
Home Remedies
London’s Coffehouse Culture
More on Coffehouse Culture (Much more comprehensive)
18th Century Slang
The British Army
Carriages/Coaches
The East India Trading Company
Architecture
Money/Currency
Slavery
More on Slavery
Commerce
18th Century Duels
Morality in the 18th Century
Religious Satire
Excellent resources!!
Redemption Round 1: Géraud Duroc vs Carl von Clausewitz
Géraud Duroc
Carl von Clausewitz
Géraud Duroc:
a. “He was a ray of sunshine and a sweet angel. He was a lifelong companion of Napoleon and they were besties. He died in battle in 1813 and Napoleon bought the farm he died in to put a monument up in his memory.” b. “He’s so hot he lit Moscow on fire, he also totally banged Napoleon fr fr He deserves to win because he lost to a traffic cone in that other poll”
Carl von Clausewitz:
a. „what could possibly be sexier than a prussian uniform and a lasting impact on military theory?”
The Nicknames of the Marshals
Davout : “The Iron Marshal” Massena : “The Darling Child of Victory” Lannes : “The French Achilles”; “Roland” Ney : “The Red Lion”; “The Bravest of the Braves” Soult : “The Duke of Damnation”, “King Nicholas” Murat : “King Franconi” Suchet : “El Hombre Justo” St-Cyr : “The Man of Ice", “The Owl” Marmont : “Marshal Judas”; “Proud-Ass” Bernadotte : “Fair-Legs” Augereau : “The Proud Bandit” MacDonald : “Alceste” (a Moliere character known for his blunt honesty) Victor : “The Drummer”; “Pretty-Sun” Mortier : “The Ram” Oudinot : “Thirty-five Wounds Marshal”;“The Colander” Moncey : “Phebus”; “The Model of All Virtues” Poniatowski : “The Polish Bayard”
-Credit to a Youtube comment I found
my little addition of Junot even though he’s not a marshal:
“La Tempête”, “the hero of Nazareth”, “monsieur le sabreur”, “Achilles”, “le brave des braves” (he’s stealing Ney’s nickname lmao 😭)
Oh-oh can I chime in too?
Another one of Marmonts’ nicknames was “roi d'Illyrie”.
Of course, they didn’t mean king as in “slayyyy legend we LOVE you.” it was because of how tacky and overpriced his taste was and because he “ruled” Illyria like a king 😭😭😭
Ahh...I see this post is gracing my feed again...
To add to this conga line of amusing nicknames, I'd like to note Davout's not-so-amusing one: "Beast of Hamburg" (some sources also use "Robespierre of Hamburg").
It's not because he was wicked cool or anything, but for his long list of harsh treatment on Hamburg and its citizens during its occupation in 1813-1814. (Notably when he expelled 25,000 Hamburgians into the dead of winter due to supply concerns, which while kind of make sense with the circumstances considered...still. Jesus Christ.)
If someone makes another Davout bald joke again istg
LEAVE HIM BE!!!
Do I need to pull up my collection of evidence to prove your hypocrisy Andreas
Happy Valentine's Day, everyone.
bruh!!! 😳
also i wanna show the full image of my latest post i was embarrassed to post it SOOO eugehehgh hi idk
Please check out this peak art NOW
OP I offer you my first-born child in exchange for being able to draw like you.
And no one is gonna mention he was a welsh forklift driver? WHO HAD BEEN PARTYING FOR 37 HOURS.
Arron Hughes is thought to be the only person to make it across the reservoir alive
He said the swim took around 30 minutes but admitted he felt “knackered” half way across, but knew he had to make it to the other side as he could feel the water pulling him towards the dam. “I was sucked towards the wall and had to swim hard. At the other side I was exhausted. Then I heard police shout,” he told The Sun. He was handcuffed and arrested by Nevada police after making it across the water in front of the 726ft structure, and fined $330 (£250) for “jumping, diving, swimming from dam’s spillways or other structures”. The forklift driver is only thought to have survived as nine of the dam’s 10 turbines were switched off at the time. “One officer said, ‘In my whole lifetime I’ve never seen or heard of anyone doing it’,” Mr Hughes told MailOnline, while admitting his decision to go for a swim had been “fuelled by drink”. Some 275 people have reportedly died at the site in the last 10 years. “I don’t have any regrets,” Mr Hughes told the BBC. “I even have a tattoo saying ‘no regrets,’ that’s the type of person I am.”
Alexander von Humboldt
With her distinctive green hull and sails
meeting…
{ Nemophilist's Hunt—»
A dove fled its gilded cage.
The land of Savigny has been consumed in the snow. The same trees repeat and stretch for as far as the eye can see. The château, too, disappeared among these trees. The mysterious letters ― fleeting salvations ― scatter across the land. Time is aimless, and so are these lands.
The dark branches breathed.
A carbine in hand and a will, its only occupant realises that he was never alone.
Be vigilant, for you are no longer the master of this realm.
good luck with that blond man
Thank you, anon.
These pheomelanin-ridden cunts are tearing me apart.
Literal definition of spyware:
Also From Microsoft’s own FAQ: "Note that Recall does not perform content moderation. It will not hide information such as passwords or financial account numbers. 🤡
KillKillKillKillKillKillKillKillKillKillKill
There's a way to remove it~
Go into the power shell
then paste in:
reg add HKCU\Software\Policies\Microsoft\Windows\WindowsCopilot /v "TurnOffWindowsCopilot" /t REG_DWORD /f /d 1
like this
Then restart. Also here is how to turn off the awful search suggestions:
Stop the OS from pulling up web results when you just want files and apps.
incase anyone didnt know there's some great free software to handle disabling windows bloatware without needing to mess with the command line
With the freeware O&O ShutUp10++, unwanted Windows 10 and 11 features can be disabled and the transfer of sensitive personal data onto Micro
O&O AppBuster gives you the control back over your Windows again! Now you decide which apps you want on your computer.
these are a mandatory part of every windows install for me. been using them for years and it's such a lifesaver
Because this has mostly been talked about with Windows 11, heads-up that this installed itself on every Windows 10 computer in our house with this week's update.
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