just a lil’ guy

the name's marq | all pronouns (preferred he/him more) | wake me up when charles xavier is in marvel rivals

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

they killed him for this

[blahbeau]

i thought we were getting skeletor in a dress for that one scene from the movie

[cute-catts]

[onimartialartist]

Boundless greed

[smis-five-creedmoor]

@kittybroker

[kittybroker]

Take a bite out of these deals with the kitty with boundless greed and and bottomless stomach! Now coming in for only $26.65!

[talesfromtreatment]

I... I don't think the patient's weight got entered correctly. Just a hunch

[wimpud]

please, my dog, he is sick

[talesfromtreatment]

Every single note and comment is comedy gold and I'm wheezing from laughing so hard

[awaggaa]

[adelidae]

getting up from bed tips

getting up from bed cheats

getting up from bed codes

getting up from bed ending explained

[out-of-context-sonic]

[kerryweaverlesbian]

[minotauri]

sources say there are muscles in the back of my neck. and they want to kill me

[incidentalcomics]

Hope 

I drew this comic in 2017. Now it’s more relevant than ever.

[wholesomepostarchive]

8/5/2020

[segamascott]

[inversedictionary]

[boatgrave-deactivated20250901]

[mysteryteacup]

*Scrolls past*

*reluctant sigh*

*scrolls back up*

*rebogs*

[nonaferatu]

This would have had me crucified on tumblr 10 years ago but maybe we are ready for this conversation now:

If you are a socially anxious person, you have to socialize. Your panic/anxiety attacks will only get worse and trigger more frequently if you constantly avoid contact with The Public. Not saying that you need to be a social butterfly- but there is a genuine problem with not being able to order your own meal at a restaurant. And it cannot be solved by always having someone else do it for you.

This is a PSA to about 3/4s of the Portland Youth populace

[nonaferatu]

everyone who reblogs this and is like "I ordered my own tea this week" or "I only barfed once when I had to give a presentation'- you are doing amazing sweetie. Have patience with yourself, you are relearning a skill so difficult that people get 4 year degrees to do it professionally.

[rednines]

[transmortifried]

idk why people are still trying to do "hear me out"s on tumblr

you could talk about wanting to fuck the space needle on here and people would still call you a poser for insisting on fucking "conventionally attractive architecture" as if that's a coherent, easily-recognizable category

[charlesoberonn]

I want to fuck Antoni Gaudi's unbuilt Hotel Attraction skyscraper design

[anatomizer]

"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.

[thepersonalmossblog]

“hear me out” and it’s the fucking dildopolis

[welcometoyouredoom]

[fellshish]

i’m so glad goncharov happened pre ai slop era

[romanitas]

#weird way to describe 1973 but i guess it’s accurate

[altrbody]

Fabio Viale, marble sculpture.

[hereforthefunnyguys]

[ot3]

another reason this is the only social media site i give a fuck to actually use is because you're allowed to add links to text instead of just having to paste a url into the body of your post like some kind of caveman.