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intro post (or whatever)

call me isa

xix

spinning this series around in my head like it's a microwave

will probably add more as I go along

some of my tags in an attempt to tidy my blog:

#jury's out: asks

#ally mctweets: amcb tweets

#ally mcbeal #georgia thomas #billy thomas #richard fish #john cage #nelle porter #ling woo #elaine vassal #mark albert #renee raddick #I won't stand to be disparaged

ally-mcwoke

Ally: me when I take 15 benadryl and I start seeing the dancing baby

Nelle porter: you see a dancing baby?

Ally: oh so this isn't a safe space all of a sudden?

mcbealism

wait it's giving

LMFAO

#ally mcbeal #nelle porter #amcb: dancing baby #amcb incorrect quotes

georgia: yeah, billy and I waited until marriage elaine: get outta here ling: oh, back off, elaine. not everyone is classified by the navy as a friendly port

#ally mcbeal #amcb tv series #amcb incorrect quotes #source: the golden girls #georgia thomas #elaine vassal #ling woo #back on my elaine/blanche parallels

kimberlyshaws

I sometimes can’t believe this show is real..

gay-homophobic-lawyer-show

Yes this show is about lawyers. Yes there is a CGI frog arc. No I will not explain.

mcbealism

oh, stefan, you immortal cgi frog 😔

#amcb tv series #georgia thomas #nelle porter #stefan the frog #ally mcbeal #why is this labeled as mature lmfao

gay-homophobic-lawyer-show

John, drunk out of his mind: (sees Ally) John: Oh Bambi... I cried so hard when those hunters shot your mommy

mcbealism

HELP

#yeah no this happened #david e kelley told me so himself #incorrect ally mcbeal quotes #ally mcbeal #john cage

goshkanani

geocaprican

mcbealism

could also be them, if you think about it

#ally mcbeal #amcb tv series #ling woo #elaine vassal #back on my elaine/blanche parallels

elaine: what was your first impression of me? ally: I thought you wore too much makeup and were a slut elaine: 😐 ally: I was wrong, you don't wear too much makeup! elaine: 🥰…😒

#source: the golden girls #amcb tv series #amcb incorrect quotes #ally mcbeal #elaine vassal

amcb culture is doing the barry white dance before an exam

#ally mcbeal #amcb tv series #amcb: barry white dance

[at cage & fish] victor: ally mcbeal? elaine, not looking up: if I start acting like her, pull the plug

#source: the golden girls #ally mcbeal #amcb tv series #amcb incorrect quotes #elaine vassal #victor morrison

elaine: I take very good care of myself. I treat my body like a temple ling: yeah, open to everyone, day or night

#source: the golden girls #back on my elaine/blanche parallels #ally mcbeal #amcb tv series #amcb incorrect quotes #elaine vassal #ling woo

mcbealism

I think elaine would've been besties with blanche

gay-homophobic-lawyer-show

SO TRUUEE wait they would have LOVED each other. Like they would match each other’s freak

mcbealism

you get the vision!!! I think they'd stay up late talking about men 😭😭😭😭

I think elaine would've been besties with blanche

#ally mcbeal #amcb tv series #elaine vassal #blanche devereaux #the golden girls

gay-homophobic-lawyer-show

Watching some season 5 episodes and if Ling and Liza met I think the entire city of Boston would go up in flames

mcbealism

liza: [narrows eyes]

ling: [narrows eyes, growls]

they'd be competing every time!!!

#hell yeah #ally mcbeal #ling woo #liza bump

mcbealism

"we need more complex female characters!" you guys couldn't even handle ally mcbeal

titans-thoughts

Not just that. Look at how many Gen Zers want to bring back the fucking Hays Code! Like, something like The Last Tango in Paris, where the actress's consent was violated in making the movie, is one thing, but saying all sex scenes are bad? (And it's not just sex scenes. You couldn't make a film about Bonnie and Clyde under the Hays Code because you couldn't have villain protagonists.)

mcbealism

honestly I haven't seen any of those movies lmao