a big hetero hello to all of you

hiya i'm Bri and the only things I’m good at are balancing shit on my head and crying

[ambiguouspuzuma]

Writing prompt? No. Writing much delayed.

[princessmo]

all video games should be dressup games. if you can't put your guy in a little outfit what's the point

[wuntrum]

pioneering something called "gritted teeth optimism" where everything is gonna turn out okay even if i have to bite and claw and gnash my way through it

[egberts]

80% of the ocean is unexplored by YOU GUYS. i've seen the whole thing

[teaboot]

I think that if ur a lil fucked up for reasons beyond ur control then u should be allowed to have a bit of fun with it. as a treat

[sleepy-bebby]

[kiwipeel]

this shit sucks. wish bulbasaur was real . 

[tetrapodomorpha]

i love you hagfish i love you coelacanth i love you marine isopod i love you bigfin squid i love you yeti crab i love you tube worm i love you chimaera i love you gulper eel i love you barreleye i love you crinoid i love you uncharismatic fauna i love you deep sea weirdos

[jammedbug-deactivated20250914]

[ghoul-wizard]

Not enough Hollywood movies have slime and goop. Back before cgi if you had any sort of alien liquid you needed a guy who could make various slimes, goops, or dribble. Not anymore.

[archangel444]

there are way too many silver laptops where the hell are the pink ones and purple ones and green ones. come on

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

buying weird little stuffed animals to populate my apartment like noah on his fucking boat

[flowerygraves]

wheres your whimsy. wheres your fucking whimsy

[xpyu]

giving babies lobe piercings is so fucking lame. my infant son is getting an industrial

[ohevoyev]

only mary oliver is allowed to understand me

[piss-bong]

A weighted blanket isn’t enough I need to be vacuum sealed

[piss-bong]

Someone do this to me

[teaboot]

As a sex shop worker I have what could be either excellent or upsetting news

[genvy]

i haven’t stopped thinking about this since last night