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Robin shut up you're scaring the hoes
fed up with Bruce tracking them/invading their privacy in the name of safety, i like to think the batkids pull an uno reverse and microchip Bruce while he’s passed out after a bad patrol injury. they start tracking his phone activity and texting him about wherever he is. bringing up things they know he’s searched for one his phone/people he’s been talking to, showing up at wherever he is during the day and interrupting him just to prove they always know where he is; just overall trying to annoy him the best they can.
issue is, Bruce is just so happy to see and talk to his kids at any point that he doesn’t even notice the breach of privacy, and the kids just end up feeling really awkward about how happy their dad is to see them.
Jason will bring up something in conversation with Bruce that was only privately relayed through texts between Bruce and a colleague, smirking because he knows Bruce is gonna be really paranoid about who’s watching his texts, except Bruce just smiles and happily chats with him for thirty minutes and he’s in a good mood all day because Jason willingly had a casual conversation with him, and when the JL ask why Batman’s in such a good mood at a meeting later that day Jason just goes bright red and doesn’t know what to say because he didn’t realise how much Bruce genuinely craves just catching up with him every now and then.
Dick will stalk him for weeks and wait until Bruce has a really tough busy day at work, specifically so he can wait for the evening where Bruce finally has a single moment to himself in a bar somewhere to relax, and then he busts in loudly sitting down next to Bruce and talking non-stop while ordering a drink, thinking that Bruce is going to be mad because this was his one peaceful moment and Dick ruined it by constantly tracking him. but instead the second Bruce realises Dick’s there all his exhaustion disappears. he gets a really wide genuinely pleased look on his face and happily offers to buy Dick a drink because ‘it’s so rare that they get to hang out!’ and Dick is left floundering because he was trying to be an asshole but now he just feels bad that he doesn’t spend time with Bruce outside of patrol business.
Tim keeps watching him through security cameras and updating him through text on his location in an attempt to make him tired of the constant supervision, but every time he texts Bruce like ‘you just walked into starbucks for the second time today.’ Bruce will just openly smile at his phone and respond like ‘would you like me to get you a drink? i can drop it off at your office if you’d like :)’ and Tim has to give up almost immediately.
essentially i like the idea of the batkids trying to annoy Bruce with themselves, forgetting that Bruce is just a dad who really loves his kids and can’t ever be annoyed by them.
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i missed drawing my boy 💖
they needed a break
awesome picture how do i move on now from this moment
Moving On.
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Writing prompt? No. Writing much delayed.
THISSSSSSS!!!!!!! curate your own internet experience. block them because they’re allergic to peanut butter, block them because they have what you don’t, block them because they dislike your favorite food, block them because you don’t like their layout, block them because you can.
blocking is NOT a personal attack against someone. it’s you curating your own internet experience and catering for your comfort, and you have every right to do that.
you, yes, you!!! you CANNOT tell other people to censor themselves for your own comfort and personal likings. you CANNOT tell them what they can or can’t post. you CANNOT tell them what they can or can’t write. you CANNOT tell them what they can or can’t draw. BUT you CAN block them for whatever reason.
that block button is offered to you for free. use. it.
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someone reposted my Poirot painting that i painted in 2021 to reddit, the majority of comments are super confident this is AI. this is what we're dealing with now, the AI being everywhere has completely rotted people's brains
ok so…
(He said no afterwards)
scrapped painting,, thought i might as well post it
Danny: Alfred do you have a minute to talk privately?
Alfred: Certainly, Master Danny. How can I be of service?
Danny: Okay *Deep breath* You know how Bruce is known as a playboy airhead and I'm his whimpy, scared-of-everything younger brother to the public?
Alfred: Yes, your personas to misdirect the public are quite entertaining to watch.
Danny: Well, I realize a flaw in my persona.
Alfred: Oh?
Danny: I'm supposed to be scared of my own shadow, so how am I supposed to flirt with someone when I'm acting like being outside the manor is the equivalent of stepping outside a sanctuary during a zombie apocalypse?
Alfred: Hmm? Can you clarify?
Danny: It's just-! There was this really attractive guy at the Gala, and I was acting like the usual Whimp Wayne, so every time he stepped closer, I had to scramble away. How am I supposed to meet someone like that?
Alfred: This may come as a shock to you... But no one is making you put on an act like that. You could simply act like the intelligent, charming man I know you are. Danny: That doesn't make any sense. Alfred: Where am I losing you? Danny: I established a person that the media knows and recognizes. How can I just be someone else? Alfred: ....You what, just ask Master Bruce to pick your outfit at the next gala. He'll have you in a vest corset or something. That'll get you a man. You can just manipulate him into a corner where you can drop the line "no one has ever made me feel this comfortable before," or something. Danny: Oh! Great idea! Thanks, Alfred! Alfred, turning to Martha's and Thomas' portrait: You made some stupid ass kids.
For this Witch Hat Monday I drew Coco in a Starry Night Dress! It's a continuation of the Starry Night Hat I painted a while back :)
Time lapse below, the full hours long art videos, PSD file and HD image will be DMed on Patreon the 5th of each month :)
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rocky hunting grace while hes working like heh. going to pull big prank on grace. stupid human hearing so bad very bad and only 'see' with light-sense organ in one direction at a time. eridian best hunter on all erid, evolved best hunting veeeery quiet. scare grace a lot. very funny.
rocky is HORRIFIED mid stalk when grace suddenly stiffens and turns around to stare directly at him. HOW GRACE DO THAT HOW GRACE KNOW HOW GRACE KNOW