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Twitter has been posting exclusively from the trenches of Europa today

not for nothing but i kinda wanna keep one of my little weed pre-roll pop-cap tubes and fill it 50/50 with thc extract and cum and grab a fistful of your hair and pull your head back and twist until you open your mouth in pain and surprise and then tilt that vile mixture up and pour it down your throat in such a way that it waterfalls off your tongue and you get to taste every single drop even as you start to feel woozy from the extract pooling on the little blood vessels of your mouth and leaching in as the rest of it joins my cum in coating the walls of your throat and stomach, lubing you up for me as i slide into you mouth and press your head as deep into my bush as it'll go while your mind begins to turn to fog and colors and the warm, comforting feeling of my piss tastelessly filling your stomach and washing all that cum and oil down, reminding you of what a good little pet you can be when you let me make good use of you.

itsbenedict

how are your tags always funny

i grew up on webcomics, which means i have an innate expectation that every piece of content be accompanied by a little optional snippet of mildly amusing extra text

bananonbinary

looked up the actual real world timeline between when DC killed off jason todd and when they brought him back, and i'm happy to report that jason missed the twin towers going down. so i would like all fics now to please include that, red hood has no fucking idea about 9/11 or why airports are Like That Now

summonfish

twitter is being overrun by ice war posting. Best this sites been in ages

crashdavis

asked my students if they wanted to share stories about what they did over spring break and this kid goes "you know the field behind costco?" and we all nod and he says "I got lost in the field behind costco."

naamahdarling

It's amazing how I cannot draw any conclusions about the age of the student from this. Timeless. Could be any of us, really.

parkchanwoohoo

Calling something "cope" is basically the modern The Game. Once someone calls something cope, anyone who tries to argue otherwise is coping. The only way to participate is by losing