la vie en rose

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TEXTS ➟ ( MELISSA & LAUREL. )

LAUREL: i get you

LAUREL: it wasn't a bad week, right? just super hectic?

MELISSA: eh.. it wasn't exactly the best week, if i'm being honest

MELISSA: it's always difficult running into old flames, especially when the candle is still hot

MELISSA: i just want to focus on ending pride month with a bang

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damon.

𝐏𝟕𝐀𝐘𝐁𝐎𝐘: dae left me on read again so best friend apps are now open 𝐏𝟕𝐀𝐘𝐁𝐎𝐘: i’m hot, rich, and got a big 🤫 𝐏𝟕𝐀𝐘𝐁𝐎𝐘: no locals tho lmao or hets, u gotta be at least a little gay

FXNCH: sounds about right tbh FXNCH: but please never talk to me about the size of your dick ever again FXNCH: are u kidding? it’s the last day of pride month. this is a no het zone

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gangdoo.

gangdoo: guess who’s got another weed package coming in ah haa gangdoo: want to head out and get lit, ride around with me? gangdoo: i’ll even be nice and stop for some food on the way lmao

melissa: you had me at joyride melissa: but you REALLY stole my heart at food melissa: i am so down

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derek.

“—and after he and i have a glorious time together, if ya get what i mean, he rolls the fuck over and tells me that i need to bugger off because his bloody boyfriend was on his way home from work. can you believe the fuckin’ nerve of that twit?! this is why i don’t really put myself out there, the world is just full of arseholes, innit?” the bartender ranted before he poured the person across from him another drink. “s’on the house, love– thanks for listening to me ramble on about my love life, or rather, lack thereof.” derek chuckled before downing a shot as well. “so, what’s been going on in your life, aye?”

“it is,” melissa agreed, scrunching her nose up in disgust as she finished off the last of her drink. “i would have stuck around to let his boyfriend know just how much of an asshole he was.” sliding her empty glass forward, the blonde reached out to accept the newly poured drink with an appreciative smile. she’d long since lost track of the amount of alcohol she’d consumed since first entering the bar, but she was never one to turn down a free drink. “any time, man. bartenders need to vent about their problems too,” she laughed as she grabbed onto her straw to stir the ice cubes in her new glass. “my love life is.. it’s a mess,” she added with a sigh. “i broke up with my girlfriend a few weeks ago, so there’s that.”

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eunji‌.

𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐃 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐅𝐎𝐑 : @mclissas

          hopping off the bus, eunji finally sighed as she was in front of the mechanic shop after traveling nearly twenty minutes to get here. the battery of her car had died ( for the second time ) and it wouldn’t start even with the help of two separate cars trying to power it back up in the target parking lot, coming to the conclusion that she needed to order a new battery. she could’ve called an uber to bring her over, she could’ve called a towing truck too but both options were out of her budget and she REFUSED to called calvin – or daehyun for that matter to help her. she’s only grateful she didn’t do her grocery run first, having only to carry one tote bag around on public transportation was tedious enough. walking into the shop, eunji felt a little out of place, unsure whether to go into the empty office or saunter into the garage next to it, nibbling on her lower lip and deciding looking in the garage could be a better option than waiting too long inside. “hello?” she called out, stopping awkwardly at the very entrance, “uhh, there’s no one in the office so i just…came over here?” 

          melissa rolled out from underneath the car she was working on, carefully setting her tools to the side as she climbed onto her feet. “sorry about that,” she called out in response. “everyone is on lunch but i figured i would try to get some work done anyway.” the blonde lifted a hand to gesture towards the partially dismantled car that was propped up on the riser, an apologetic smile displayed on her lips. usually, there was always someone sat at the help desk to greet incoming customers but there was a lot of work to be done in the garage and she didn’t have many employees with the experience to do it. “is there something i can help you with?” she asked, automatically seeking out a towel so that she could at least attempt to wipe the grease from her hands before dealing with a customer. 

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TEXTS ➟ ( MELISSA & DAE. )

DAE: captain marvel could break thanos' back just by blowing on it

DAE: kind of wish she would step on my own neck :/ put me out of the misery that is this life

MEL: she could break my back anytime tbh

MEL: really? she has photon blasts and you're gonna opt for a death by foot stomp? i thought u were cooler than that

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TEXTS ➟ ( MELISSA & DAE. )

DAE: so while everyone else is fighting to the death against thanos...

DAE: i'll just be in the bg drinking a bottle of corona with u??

DAE: that sounds about right actually.

MEL: EXACTLY

MEL: i'm not about to risk my life for no reason, captain marvel can handle it

MEL: we can just kick back and enjoy the show

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TEXTS ➟ ( MELISSA & DAE. )

DAE: how tf am i supposed to be there when u didnt tELL me

DAE: am i supposed 2 just have a spidey sense whenever u open up a bottle of hennessy

DAE: bc if so, id be the most useless superhero in the fucking universe. but also maybe the coolest....

MEL: bc you're just supposed to know these things, duh.

MEL: that's exactly what you're supposed to have

MEL: that would be the most useful superpower in the world, are you kidding??

MEL: i would instantly have a drinkin buddy everytime you heard that satisfying pOP

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TEXTS ➟ ( MELISSA & DAE. )

DAE: so ur rly out here getting drunk without ME?

DAE: im mortally wounded. idk if i will ever recover

MEL: you'll be alright

MEL: it's not my fault you aren't here

MEL: there's half a bottle with your name on it if you hurry

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TEXTS ➟ ( MELISSA & LAUREL. )

LAUREL: is it right for me to ask why you're getting yourself drunk?

MEL: i mean.. why not?

MEL: it helps take the edge off after a stressful week

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TEXTS ➟ ( MELISSA & ____. )

MEL: i try not to make a habit of getting drunk but honestly? it's just one of those nights

MEL: and you know what?

MEL: hennessy and coke has NEVER let me down

[stars-bean]

Captain Marvel (2019) dir. Anna Boden & Ryan Fleck

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ﾟ*｡⋆ incoming snap from hannah

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hannah‌.

hannah: who’s going to go downtown with me tonight?? hannah: i will pay my love in tacos and booze

melissa: ah.. there’s no payment required melissa: i am ALWAYS down if tacos and booze are part of the itinerary

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SMS. ( CALVIN + MELISSA )

CAL: i mean nobody does

CAL: ur phone is touchscreen so it wouldnt work DUH

CAL: idk entertain me

MEL: oh, it works. i've tried it before during DESPERATE times. it's just messy as fuck

MEL: i'm not an entertainer, so.. unless you actually have an activity in mind idk what to tell u, man

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anonymous said: what's your guilty pleasure?

       “ none ? i mean, you have to feel GUILTY about something in order for it count as a guilty pleasure and i’m not really ashamed of anything. i suppose the only things that come close are eating excessive amounts of junk food and smoking weed, but.. that’s purely because i know those aren’t the healthiest things to be doing all the time. i don’t really feel guilty about them, i just know they need to be done in moderation. ”

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anonymous said: who means the most to you?

       “ my mom, duh. but.. i guess if she doesn’t count, then LENNON is always gonna be pretty high up on my list. we’re not together anymore, but she has a special place in my heart. ”

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anonymous said: if your past life was a famous person who do you think they were?

       “ that’s actually an incredibly difficult question. simone de beauvoir, maybe ? i’m pretty sure i would have been an activist. i can’t imagine being famous and not using that platform for something good. ”