A Date with Markiplier - sentence starters
1. “I honestly didn’t think you’d say yes! That’s amazing! Thank you. You’re gonna make so happy.”
2. “I used to be somebody. Maybe not something good, but I was somebody!”
3. “I need makeup, I’m very ugly!”
4. “Who would get engaged on the first date? Who would say yes to that maniac? You, that’s who!”
5. “I couldn’t tell whether you were a good actor or just way too eager.”
6. “You might have to, because I already changed your last name.”
7. “I’m so sorry about that. You literally had to kill somebody!”
8. “It’s been a bit of a crazy date, I know, but I still want to get to know you, so… maybe we could go out again sometime?”
9. “You never know what kind of trouble we’ll get into next time. I mean, if you had to kill somebody this time, who knows what you’re gonna do next time.”
10. “I am so sorry. Are you okay? You had to kill somebody! I feel so bad.”
11. “Oops, looks like you made the wrong choice. But now we’re going to be together forever.”
12. “I don’t have you scheduled for an interview just yet. I don’t even know why you’re here. Then again… do you?”
13. “In all your time going through this _____, have you ever stopped to ponder the possibility that you are not what you think you are?”
14. “I can’t answer for you, but I can put you in a situation where you might discover the truth.”
15. “You look so familiar. Have we met? Must be destiny.”
16. “Thanks so much for coming out with me. You’re beautiful, you’re handsome…”
17. “I’m so glad you asked me out on this date. Or was it me who asked you?”
18. “I’ve been getting to know you so well, and I can’t help but feel that maybe this is the right time. Will you marry me?”
19. “Did you miss me? I missed you very much. I’ve been waiting a long time to see you again.”
20. “Show me what you got, and maybe we’ll have a good date after all.”
21. “I can take you wherever you’d like to go. I can especially take you to the places you don’t want to go.”
22. “It’s exciting, knowing that there are endless possibilities waiting for you.”
23. “You just need to let me in. It’s as simple as that.”
24. “I did not expect this to happen. I had a very nice date planned, with a lot of cliches and some feelgood stories to it, but I did not expect this.”
25. “If you could just let me go to my home, I will get my wallet and I will pay my bill gladly.”
26. “I don’t know where we are, but we might as well keep walking, try to find somebody who can help us.”
27. “Yeah, it is shiny. It’s really shiny. Glowing weirdly. Almost ominously.”
28. “It’s okay! Any date can be salvaged so long as you have love… and sandwiches!”
29. “Stay in there. You’re on tomorrow’s menu.”
30. “We gotta find something that can help us escape. Let me see what’s in your pants.”
31. “Hold on, let me put on my sneaking shoes.”
32. “What are you waiting for? There’s an exit right here! We can go!”
33. “I don’t get it. There’s an exit right here. We can go at any moment. What are you waiting for?”
34. “Maybe you could pay? Please? Just once?”